Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.

They believe it came from the Flossiraptor

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Why were the paleontologists kissing?

They were carbon dating

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Everyone seems to hate the local paleontologist...

I guess it must be because they always have a bone to pick with someone!

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What do an Alabaman and a paleontologist have in common?

They’re experts in relative dating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunflowerFlags
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Why shouldn’t you make fun of a paleontologist?

Because you will get Jurasskicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gcpurvis93
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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I've created an app similar to Tinder but it's for paleontologists.

I call it Carbon Dating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NC0828
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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At my job as a paleontologist, I was searching for the thigh bone of a Neanderthal.

I thought I had found it, but it was a fossil arm. Then upon searching the site further, I found a petrified sausage. It was the missing link.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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You're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient paleontologist

Cause I want to date you badly

-Ninja Sex Party lyrics

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What kind of party do paleontologists throw when they find a fossilized tibia?

A big shin dig!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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How did the paleontologist ask his colleague out?

"Want to go on a carbon date?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detyje
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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A person who studies albinos?

A paleontologist

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why was the archaeologist so depressed?

Because his life was in ruins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumboltQuadrant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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Two archaeologists were deeply in love

They went to a site where rumor states a rare dinosaur bone was there

So the man said to his wife.. "I've got a bone to pick, with you~"

(Correction: they are not archaeologists they are paleontologist!)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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what did the archaeologist say when accused of lying about fossils?

Hey, those artifacts ...

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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What do you call a scientist that never visits the tanning salon?

A Paleontologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Some prehistoric humor?

Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?

Because you will get Jurasskicked.

[Please be gentle, lol]

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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Archeologists

Just don't make fun of archeologists... You'll get Jurasskicked

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