23 Hilarious P.t. Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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I’m thinking of a word. Starts with P and doesn’t have an ending

it’s Pi

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👤︎ u/MINECRAFT-BEE7

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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👤︎ u/December_Soul

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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How do you turn a T into P?

Drink it

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos

📅︎ Nov 24 2020

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Name something that begins with the letter P that you aren’t good at?

Spelling. (sic)

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Im sorry i can't talk today. I have p!nk eye

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👤︎ u/SyringeWinge

📅︎ Apr 13 2020

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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…

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👤︎ u/JonaSavage17

📅︎ Mar 27 2020

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**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**

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👤︎ u/UserbasedCriticism

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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How do you turn a T into a P?

Drink it.

Edit: Maybe “Drink the tea” is clearer.

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👤︎ u/headstab

📅︎ Nov 25 2017

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How do you turn T into P?

Drink some and wait a few hours.

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👤︎ u/grnxnhm

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it

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👤︎ u/barwhack

📅︎ Feb 05 2017

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If you take the "ick" out of "Pick" aren't you still left with P? imgur.com/B65ZV9U

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👤︎ u/RuSsYjO

📅︎ Jun 24 2015

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My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!

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👤︎ u/timbillyosu

📅︎ Oct 10 2020

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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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👤︎ u/ImBatmanFromGotham

📅︎ Sep 26 2018

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It was an emotional wedding...

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👤︎ u/mattjb1994

📅︎ Feb 16 2018

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tiforp a

I turned a profit.

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👤︎ u/derpthatderps

📅︎ Mar 07 2017

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

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👤︎ u/mattjb1994

📅︎ Feb 22 2018

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Some people say I’m too “patronizing”

(That means I treat them like they’re stupid)

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👤︎ u/Drake_Pancake

📅︎ Apr 01 2018

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Banished to the couch for having soul

As stated my wife banished me to the couch for this.

She had a late start at work today, so she did some work around the house, including hanging the wreath.

After picking her up from work that evening we got home and she asked me if I liked the wreath. I responded with "the Franklin? It looks good".

She wasn't happy about that, and kept insisting I call it a wreath. Our friends all came over for D&D and I continued to interject whenever she showed someone that it was called "A Franklin".

Eventually she got really mad and demanded to know why I wouldn't call it a wreath. So I hugged her and said "I'm sorry sweetie, I didn't know it was so important to you. I mean, A-Wreath, A-Franklin, what's the difference?".

So yeah, sleeping on the couch.

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👤︎ u/Azuya

📅︎ Dec 03 2016

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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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👤︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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How do you turn a T into a P

Drink it a

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👤︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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How do you turn a T into a P?

Drink it!

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👤︎ u/shoshilyawkward

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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👤︎ u/RikM

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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