Took me a while to figure this out - I'm an oxy-moron.
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📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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Guy takes a pill

He says "that's good shit"

Buddy says "that's an oxy, moron"

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📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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[OC]Got a friend who is an idiot when messed up on opioids...

I call him an OxyMoron.

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📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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What type of horse does a 1337 gamer ride?

A pwny!

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👤︎ u/Mondonodo
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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What do you call vapid air?

An Oxy-moron

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📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I proposed a non-falsifyable hypothesis to my professor.

He called me an oxymoron.

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👤︎ u/ThatROCGuy
📅︎ Oct 21 2017
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[Request] Trying to come up with punny names for a host at a zombie room escape.

He's an assistant to the room's zombie, a neurosurgeon named Dr. Oxy.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
📅︎ Nov 01 2015
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