I asked my dad if he wanted to stop at the liquor outlet as we drove past it to get some beer... (the sign for the store said "Liquor Outlet")

He replied, "Liquor outlet? I hardly know her!"

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👤︎ u/Coldbeerzz
📅︎ Jun 29 2016
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I'm trying to get the hang of it

#1 I was at the outlet mall with my girlfriend and she wanted to check out this shoe store. I follow her in and peruse the store while she looks around. I find these sandals that are on sale, but some only have one shoe. So I pick them up and say, "Hey look, these sandals are.. half off," with the biggest grin. She did one of those one laugh oh my goodness things. #2 A day or two ago I was showing my girlfriend some pictures I took and she said to me, "You know, you've really got an eye." I told her, "I know, I have two." #3 I don't like Twitter and I never have. My gf is the opposite. So she took it upon herself to make me an account and then let me have control. I've posted a few things with my own twist. Instead of using # to tag something I write out "hashtagwhateverIwanttowritehere."

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👤︎ u/Dameski
📅︎ Oct 14 2013
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My dad wears a size 15 shoe

Every time I go to the outlet malls with him, he will walk into all of the shoe stores and roam around in the men's section until a clerk comes to talk to him. When they ask if they can help with anything, he asks "Do you have any adult sizes? All I see are children's shoes!"

And then he proceeds to laugh until he walks to the next store. I love him.

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👤︎ u/dabidimas
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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