A list of puns related to "Oued"
-In French. -Mary, ou sont les enfants?
(It's a classic dad joke that makes a little more sense in my language).
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My friends and I are all students attending OU. We were driving by our college, when...
Friend: "Hi school!"
Me: "No Samuel, that's college."
It took 30 seconds of me emphasizing/repeating the wording to get them to realize what I meant.
The kids need shoes so we all get dragged to the store. The Christmas trees (already! for crying ou...) in the kids section has got "homemade" ornaments like these.
http://imgur.com/a/CTEuA
My oldest comes up to me and says "Hey daddy, it's a strawberry tree." and I'm like "Strawberry? come on, a blueberry tree at least." and then he goes "No, a STRAWberry, geddit, STRAWberry."
Yes, son. Wipes tear Yes I do geddit.
French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.
Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, รงa m'endors !"
J'ai directement rรฉpondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."
With this song.
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