-Mary, where are the kids?

-In French. -Mary, ou sont les enfants?

(It's a classic dad joke that makes a little more sense in my language).

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'm unsubbing from /r/DadJokes and here's why...

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Just had a great moment in the car

My friends and I are all students attending OU. We were driving by our college, when...

Friend: "Hi school!"

Me: "No Samuel, that's college."

It took 30 seconds of me emphasizing/repeating the wording to get them to realize what I meant.

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Hey dad, it's a strawberry tree!

The kids need shoes so we all get dragged to the store. The Christmas trees (already! for crying ou...) in the kids section has got "homemade" ornaments like these.

http://imgur.com/a/CTEuA

My oldest comes up to me and says "Hey daddy, it's a strawberry tree." and I'm like "Strawberry? come on, a blueberry tree at least." and then he goes "No, a STRAWberry, geddit, STRAWberry."

Yes, son. Wipes tear Yes I do geddit.

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Made a french dadjoke with my girlfriend.

French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.

Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, รงa m'endors !"

J'ai directement rรฉpondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."

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Kenny Rogers just dad joked me...
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