ASYLUM - "In Ossein Ecstasy" Guitar Playthrough youtu.be/wRfXUMRXu-M
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunchbagLetdown
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Why do some stat gains persist and accumulate and others seem temporary? Flailing Manticore vs Dusk Ossein?

Is there any way to predict what stat gain traits will lead to infinite growth over turns vs just a flat boost? I know the Apocalypse creatures for example give stats every turn, are there any creatures that get a boost to just their own stats each turn? Like I know with death->res loops the wight can continually grow its stats, or the dusk ossein can continually pump HP, but are there any creatures that directly increase their own stats (or some other creatures stats) once each turn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinkyghost
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Why is it whenever I see players that are at like floor 1 mil they always have Ossein Armor? Isn't platinum armor or Karuta better?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/foodtex47
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Ossein Despawn Bug

Having problems with the boss fight in maels desolation and after a couple of failed attempts we are stuck with the "the shrine cannot be activated while the skull disciple is present..." message.

Wondering if there was anyway to tp into boss arena to fix?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master_Of_Pun03
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Trying to solo Skull Disciple Ossein. Ho lee shite

This thing is an absolute monster. I’ve gotten pretty close I think but he always manages to snag me with his AOE attack. Any tactics?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subpar_diabetic
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Ossein Boss Not Spawning

We're playing the map in our server, and we have command blocks on our server settings. Whenever we press the button on the shrine, it only gives us blindness then nothing happens after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00MoistSucculent
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Ossein Armor Nerf, Platinum Armor Buff!

Ossein armor is getting a nerf -> Reduced base DR from 15 to 5.

Platinum armor will be buffed -> 15 base DR

Well now we gonna need to farm platinum.

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[Drum & Bass] UBToughEnuff - Ossein Reaver soundcloud.com/user-83374…
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Ossein Armor bug?

Was outfitting miners with a couple damage items so I could take multiple along and get them leveled up. Had skull blade and ossein armor equipped and all attack options (Strongest, Strongest Single and Strongest Group) in the script always use the ossein armor skill. If I replace the armor and use phantasmal claws, the attacks work as expected.

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Platinum vs. Ossein

Is the 24% bonus hp better than the 24% damage reduction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threestan
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The Stained Ossein: A Pair of Disease-Absorbing Blades gmbinder.com/share/-LDBy3…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cixal
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Bug? Leoric Ossein Renewel

Surely, most Leoric players are aware that Ossein Renewal can be used during Leorics undying form. However, Ossein Renewal only heals for 1 tick in dying form, whereas when Leoric is alive it heals for 6 ticks of the same amount.

What is the reasoning behind this difference of effect?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonkeyDong69
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Ossein - Declination [2238x2237]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimmoTargaryen
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Kerretta - Ossein Trail youtu.be/HmPSE_V5N0c
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Just got Ultimate, here's my freakin' metal death unicorn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BasenjiBob
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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Could calcium phosphate bones (like ours) be reinforced or form a composite with chitin? And if so, what would likely be its properties? reddit.com/gallery/s3ywmx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tozarkt777
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarronKeepSucks
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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