A list of puns related to "Orgasmic"
Too many red flags.
By tickling it's citrus.
I didn't mind too much, until I found out, she was faking them.
They're both pretty cool but if you have either of them in a bank you're going to jail.
Nobody came.
Are you all coming?
You should really try to get off that day if you can.
Pandemonium.
She likes coming to a theater near ewe.
Goofy girl! After 6 months of trying, she finally came to her senses.
If you can't come let me know
Double O saving.
Wife says “Because I don’t like calling you when you’re at work”
I’m cumin!
Don't worry if you can't come.
"Pepper "
But after my first orgasm I came to my senses
Newscaster: ...and in health news, a study showed that frequent orgasms help support immunity....
Mom: Honey, that must be why you’re never sick (winks)
Dad: Yeah, that’s because I’m self-medicated!
My roommate and I were talking about orgasms when he said "one day a psychologist will figure out a way to simulate one just by pressing a button, and then everybody will just mash the button like crazy."
"Wouldn't something like that kill you?"
"It'd certainly fuck with you."
"Yes, yes it would."
cue groan
Nobody came
If you can't come please let me know.
If you cant come let me know
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