Orcas are love spouting and accepting homosexuwhales
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianGlassner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What did the dolphin say to the three Orcas?

"Whale, whale, whale..."

Edit: Today I was reminded Orcas aren't whales...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do orca whales at sea world use to wash themselves?

Shampu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanillathunda1989
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?

Because he couldn’t see that whale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mszeedoubleu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Prince Charles was mistaken for a collection of orca paintings.

He is the prints of whales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What do you call a group of orcas that play music?

An iPod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fileobrother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Continuing on the whale theme, what do you get when a bunch of orcas congregate under a full moon?

A tide pod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Update on pun request for Orcas, Opinions needed!

So I’ve been writing a paper about how Seaworld should not be keeping their orcas in captivity. Should the title be:

β€œSeaworld’s Porpoise; Where Happiness Tanks” or β€œThanks, but No Tanks”

Feel free to help me come up with some variation if you don’t like either. (:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gutsandhoney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Orca joke

What did baby Orca's parents say when she brought home straight A's on her report card? (Smh lol) . . . . . . . . . . . . "Whale done"

Wa wa wah wahhhhhhh

Happy Friday team!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luckyclover
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Why did the orca go to the optometrist?

He couldn't sea whale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoquiero
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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An Orca was questioned by the cods about a potential murder.

But he didn't admit to anything. His lips were sealed. https://imgur.com/ogcyNTN

(My dad came up with this one on the fly when we visited Monterey when I was a kid).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robinson217
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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A blind man fell in the orca tank at the aquarium!

He couldn't see that whale...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozylanthe
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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How do we save the orcas in Sea World?

Through the underground whale road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustNovember
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Climbtrees47
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Was watching a nature show about whales.

How do the Orcas know how to hunt together?

They must orca-strate it.

Groans from around the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brute1100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What style of music ocean creatures like the most?

Aquapella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Where do 🐳 whales go to hear music?

The Orca-stra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Why are killer whales so good at hunting?

They’re very well orca-strated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeyoung373
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Overruled.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannydeemz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I do a great Killer Whale impression...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rastaaman1996
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I swear, I didn't do it on porpoise!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asutrew
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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Why was Mr. Dolphin's bank heist so successful?

Because it was a whale orca-strated plan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/millions-in-debt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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Killer whales

Killer whales are known to Orca-strait their hunts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imitaisskii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What do you call a doctor who takes care of whales teeth?

An Orca-dontist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ricmerrifield
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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Singing Killer Whales?

Must be an Ocra-Stra

Edit: Orca-Stra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBeerded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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My wife face palmed, she knows it's true

My sons were playing in the pool with a blow up orca pool toy. One of them was riding it and I looked at my wife and told her that there is no question he is my son.

She asked why?

And I said because he's whale endowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsdrivingmenuts
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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Got my college roommate on his YikYak post

Him: "If the bitch next door could stop moaning like a fucking orca, that'd be great."

Me: "But she's about to orcasm!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDidIt4TehLulz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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What do you call a group of killer whales?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a group of whales play instruments?

An Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a group of musical whales?

An orca-stra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call a group of musical whales?

An orchestra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seeebwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What do you call a bunch of whales playing instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proudbastionmain
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustab0x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical intruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Where do killer whales go to get their braces?

The orca-dontist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo_Fish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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