A guy at a bar asked "are you using all these stools?"

I asked, "What? Are you conducting a stool sample?"

He walked away, no words.

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I got home from work and our parrot said "Don't tell my husband".

In a confused state, I walked upstairs to my wife and opened the bedroom door. Her lipstick was smudged and her skirt was a mess.

"Honey," I told her, scratching my head, "I think our parrot might be gay."

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I want to start a series of Short Stories

I want to start a series of short stories based around the first openly gay Persian King called 'Memoirs of a Gay Shah'.

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