I once did a theater performance on puns...
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๏ธ Jan 27 2021
i'm working on puns and wordplays for my inktober. This is handburger
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๏ธ Oct 17 2020
Just figured Iโd announce that Iโll be doing a theatrical performance on puns later this week.
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๏ธ Sep 22 2020
tonight on puns
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๏ธ Sep 18 2019
Does this belong on puns, punions
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๏ธ Aug 17 2019
I am writing a drama on puns.
It's going to be a play on words.
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๏ธ Oct 23 2019
This changed my outlook on puns.
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๏ธ Oct 04 2017
Update on pun request for Orcas, Opinions needed!
So Iโve been writing a paper about how Seaworld should not be keeping their orcas in captivity. Should the title be:
โSeaworldโs Porpoise; Where Happiness Tanksโ
or
โThanks, but No Tanksโ
Feel free to help me come up with some variation if you donโt like either. (:
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๏ธ Jan 30 2018
Wingfield Brothers Inc: Degree project. A hypothetical company which make products based on puns.
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๏ธ Jun 19 2011
Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.
Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.
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๏ธ Jan 29 2021
last gift on birthday
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๏ธ Jan 28 2021
I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...
Is this a trick question?
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๏ธ Jan 16 2021
A burglar broke into my house and I pushed my bookcase on top of him.
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๏ธ Jan 24 2021
My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"
Proud dad moment!
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๏ธ Dec 30 2020
Ooh thatโs on point
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๏ธ Jan 09 2021
A heart on
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๏ธ Feb 04 2021
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.
I said, โNo, only for the next couple of hours.โ
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๏ธ Dec 31 2020
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now heโs high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
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๏ธ Dec 03 2020
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
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๏ธ Dec 05 2020
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
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๏ธ Jan 30 2021
Everytime I buy a new house, I always spend $1,000 on the door.
That way, I always make a grand entrance.
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๏ธ Jan 15 2021
tap on the screen
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๏ธ Jan 22 2021
I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo
It was great. Sheโs a keeper.
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๏ธ Dec 04 2020
I had a friend who smoked weed on Mount Everest.
He told me he was really high.
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๏ธ Jan 31 2021
No no itโs not sbread thatโs the stuff you put on the bread.
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๏ธ Jan 24 2021
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use โWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internetโ and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) heโs been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouโs for the kind words and awards.
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๏ธ Feb 01 2021
A cheesy pun thatโll grate on your nerves
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๏ธ Feb 01 2021
Whats the best time on a clock?
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๏ธ Jan 25 2021
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
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๏ธ Nov 05 2020
Wow hi I've met my people on this subreddit
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๏ธ Jan 13 2021
Three guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matchbox or lighter, what do they do?
They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
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๏ธ Feb 05 2021
Why wonโt triangles go on dates with circles?
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๏ธ Dec 01 2020
What do you need if youโre cold, while on the moon?
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๏ธ Feb 04 2021
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
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๏ธ Nov 11 2020
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
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๏ธ Jan 15 2021
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
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๏ธ Nov 17 2020
I was walking past the river today and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. Then, he asked if I liked his net. When he continued on and asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish he had caught, I finally lost it and shouted...
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
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๏ธ Jan 24 2021
Time to put on the costume
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๏ธ Nov 28 2020
I overdosed on Viagra once....
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๏ธ Jan 12 2021
I said I was sad to have to go back to work on Monday after a long break. My four year old without missing a beat said...
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
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๏ธ Jan 02 2021
I hadnโt used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I donโt mean to brag but this is the single greatest post Iโve ever made on reddit.
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๏ธ Feb 05 2021
My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
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๏ธ Jan 15 2021
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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๏ธ Dec 29 2020
I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
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๏ธ Jan 27 2021
My wife told me sheโll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
Iโm not too worried, I think sheโs jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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๏ธ Dec 23 2020
My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....
my birthday would be 24/7
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๏ธ Oct 18 2020
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, โYouโre an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still donโt get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
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I once did a theatrical performance on puns
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๏ธ Aug 20 2020
I did a theatrical performance on puns.
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๏ธ Sep 24 2013
I once attended a theatrical performance on puns
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