Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are stranded on desert island.
Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says βrub the lamp!β They do, and a genie appears. βI only have three wishes to offer,β he says, βso Iβll give you one wish each.
The Englishman says, βIβd like to be living in a penthouse in London with Β£1,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The Scotsman says βIβd love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with Β£2,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The genie then turns to the Irishman: βAnd what do you wish for?β The Irishman says to the genie, βItβs getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?β
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I woke up on an island, just me and a deck of cards.
So far, Iβm not a big fan of solitairy confinement
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︎ Jul 07 2020
A tough one found on the Punderland home on Balboa Island. (Answer in comments)
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︎ Dec 25 2019
The best thing about being on a deserted island with a pair of twins?
Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!
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︎ Jan 27 2020
TIL: there are no canaries on the Canary Islands. The Virgin Islands are the same..
There are no canaries there either.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?
I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
What do you do on a remote island?
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
A red ship and a blue ship crash on a deserted island
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︎ Nov 12 2017
Did you know that on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary !!!!
Also on the Virgin Islands - same thing - not one canary there either
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︎ Sep 03 2019
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.
But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian
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︎ Mar 11 2019
What island had a lot of wild pigs on its beaches
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Wife: What would you do if you were stuck on a remote island?
You: The first step should be use it to turn on the TV island.
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︎ Mar 24 2018
What is it called when you leave an idiot on an island?
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︎ Jul 28 2019
If Donald trump and Hilary Clinton weβre stuck on a deserted island, who would survive?
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︎ Jun 03 2019
TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it βHawaii 2β because βitβs on the Maine land.β
connecticut.cbslocal.com/β¦
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...
"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Me: "What would you eat on a desert island."
Dad: "The sand which is there."
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︎ May 21 2017
Some sailors got shipwrecked on a desolate island
They built a village out of their galleon and called it a township.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
What happens when a red pirate ship and a brown pirate ship meet on a deserted island?
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︎ Feb 18 2019
A man crashed a boat full of Viagra on a deserted island.
He was extremely hard on himself.
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︎ Jan 12 2018
I left home for medical school down in the caribbean. My dad said if I ever get lonely, I'll always have someone to talk to on the island, and he gave me this.
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︎ Sep 18 2013
A two step survival guide if you are stuck on a desserted island.
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Check the spelling.
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If correct, grab a spoon.
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︎ Jun 14 2018
When calm, why is it bad to visit cafes on an island in the South Pacific Ocean?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are stranded on a deserted island
Sherlock says: We need to get off of this island!
Watson says: No ship, Sherlock!
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︎ Jun 15 2018
3 Clowns were stranded on an island and had to resort to cannibalism.
One said to the other, βthis taste funny.β
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︎ May 03 2018
My friend was going on holiday to the Greek Island of Rhodes
I told him to watch out for the cars.
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︎ Mar 05 2018
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie"
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: βIβm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.β
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︎ May 01 2018
If you ever get stranded on a desert island, light a bonfire on the beach
Trust me, it's a shore fire way to get attention
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︎ Oct 01 2017
Can a man, on an island who speaks a different language, be a citizen of France?
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︎ Jan 11 2017
How would you describe a TV clicker on a distant deserted island?
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︎ Feb 22 2018
I thought I saw some sort of animal on an island in Alaska.
Turns out it was just an Aleutian.
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︎ Jul 28 2016
What was the biggest island on earth before Greenland was discovered?
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︎ Oct 07 2016
Me: is there still a water shortage on that island
Dad: no theres a whole ocean around them.
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︎ Jul 20 2017
How many years did Robinson Crusoe spend on a deserted island?
Zero. Once he arrived, the island was no longer deserted.
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︎ Nov 04 2016
What do you call incorporeal undead on eastern pacific islands?
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︎ Mar 13 2015
Which Hawaiian island do you forget that you're having fun on?
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︎ Jan 05 2017
Did you know thereβs no canaries on the Canary Islands?
Same with the Virgin Islands. Thereβs no canaries there either.
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︎ Aug 14 2019
What do you do on a remote island?
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Did you know that there isn't a single canary on the Canary Islands?
... And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing. Not one canary there either.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
I once had to see an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.
Turns out he was an optical Aleutian.
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︎ Dec 06 2017
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island...
...but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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︎ Nov 04 2016
What do you do on a remote island...
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
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︎ Sep 16 2016
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island . . .
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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