A list of puns related to "Onc"
He’ll come around eventually.
It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
But then I broke it off.
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
I think I'll label it the "Ex-Files"
People always asked how I could tell them apart but it was pretty easy.
Jessica had purple fingernails, James had a dick.
But someone else said it was 1 in 5. So which is it?
..Dozen tit?
He just pulled out a sharpie and started drawing all over me. I could not for the life of me figure out why, but it was very unprofessional
It blue my mind.
He said mahalo.
An epi-dumb-ic.
I guess the steaks were pretty high
They did unspeakable things to me
I said, "Sure, why not?"
... that came back to bite me.
I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
for outstanding achievements in his field.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
But it's answer was just a bark
Edit:spelling
Turns out he just needed a little space.
I don't know what I metaphor.
It was a rash decision.
A Warsaw.
She had to Chang her last name.
Close, but no cigar.
I think Otto Knows.
Yep, I was an iWitness
It was a big mist-stake.
But it was pointless.
I’m sorry, that took a dark turn
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story is… wait for it…
He who lives in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
I took gold, silver and bronze.
She asked me if I had a staring problem
But, I couldn't keep him down.
It must have been the Yuri-nation.
They even had a shift differential!
After my first couple weeks I received a case of hotdogs along with my paycheck. I thought nothing of it, but then it happened again next payday, and honestly the paycheck felt a little short.
I approached my boss and asked him what the deal was.
He said "your paycheck? Yeah that's just your day rates."
"And the hot dogs?" I asked
"Nitrates"
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
They did unspeakable things too me!
Dozen tit?
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