Why do social media influencers want to appear on Naked and Afraid?
For the exposure.
What type of virus has the most followers on social media?
An Influenzcer virus.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
During “The Blip” in the MCU, a lot of people gathered on a particular social media app to discuss the tragedy that Thanos had caused.
They used Snapchat.
My neighbor is stalking me by looking me up on Google and checking my social media every hour
I saw it through my telescope last night
My friend is addicted to taking pictures of his breakfast and posting it on social media.
He is a cereal reposter.
A psychology student decided to see if she had more followers if she dressed sluttily on social media.
It was a thot experiment.
What do you call a minty horse on social media?
A tik tok tic tac clip clop.
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media
What do you call a reptile that's always starting shit on social media?
An instagator
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media.
If Post Malone uploads a photo of himself on social media...
Does he therefore Post Malone?
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
What do you call someone who’s paid to share videos of them self sneezing on social media?
An influenzer.
If a painter records videos of himself painting and posts them on social media,
is he considered a recording artist?
I'm going on a social media fast
I'll see you all next year ✌️
Found on social media...
I've got some racing geese to give away...
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.
Spider lists its profession on social media
Web Designer
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
What do you call back pain from being on social media for long periods of time?
Scroll-iosis
My dad picked out a book on social media to read...
And I said 'nah, I already reddit'
Saw a man dad joke his daughter on social media today...
If you ever find yourself thinking about posting song lyrics on social media, just ask yourself
Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it n' reverse it.
(Friend posted this on Facebook)
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