When I eat a rack of ribs I only eat ribs 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11.
proud of my 7 year old daughter for this one: what do you call an invisible camel?
Why do popular girls walk in groups of 3, 5, and 7?
Because they so can not even.
I'm sorry. I'm really truly sorry that you just spent time reading this.
Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
After a hard night of drinking, I was awoken this morning at 7:00 AM by my neighbor mowing his lawn.
I was going to confront him on it, but then I thought, screw it. He can mow around me,
What meat product should only be sold in packs of 3, 5, or 7?
We all know that 6 was scared of 7 because 789... but why did 7 ate 9?
Because one is supposed to eat three squared meals a day
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
-0.89594417018
(cos(789))
If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 Harry Potter books, it spells out a secret message
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered six offender
I went to pick up a 12-pack of 7-up. my wife said, "if you see eggs, grab a dozen."
I'm not sure how long it will take me to finish 144 cans of 7 Up.
Why was 23 afraid of 7?
Because 7/8/22
I'll repost in a month for the dads who ain't American.
Why is 6 afraid of 7 (this punchline is actually different)?
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9
4 witnessed it but 2 was 2² to tell anyone.
Im tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and a $20 cover charge.
Don't like the prices, stop coming to my house.
I asked my wife to pick 6 stems of asparagus from the garden. She came back with 7.
The last one is just a spare I guess.
Courtesy of my 7 year old- What is a cow's favorite subject in school?
Math, because it gets to use its cow-culator!
I am so proud, haha, she got a chuckle with that one!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was sentient and eating other numbers.
Why is yoda afraid of 7?
Because six, seven eight.
We all know 6 was scared of 7 because 789, but why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 911
When I eat a rack of ribs I only eat ribs 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11
Why was Yoda scared of the number 7?
Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5, and 7?
Because they literally can't even.
Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5, and 7?
Because, they can't even.
We all know why 6 was afraid of 7 but why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered six offender
Why do valley girls only hang out in groups of 3, 5, and 7?
because, they "literally can't even."
Why do middle school girls hang out in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they like, literally, can’t, even.
Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5, and 7?
Because they literally can’t even.
6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Why do girls only ever go to the bathroom together in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they just can't even.
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9…
4 witnessed everything but was 2 squared to tell anyone
Why do girls walk in groups of 3, 5 or 7?
Cuz they literally can't even
Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5, and 7?
It’s because they literally can’t even
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered six offender
Why was 6 afraid of 7? (The punchline is actually different)
6 was afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you have to eat 3 squared meals a day
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