I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands

You could say I've got an appetite for destruction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinoxal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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So my parents mailbox was obliterated when I visited them yesterday and these are the first words that were spoken as I walked in...

Me: Dad, who ran into the mailbox?!

Dad: No one that I know of. Someone drove into it though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manthey8989
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
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Dad Joked by my grandfather.

We were driving on an old country road and we passed by a possum that had been obliterated by a car. My grandfather studied the roadkill carnage carefully before telling me, "Well...that possum will never have the guts to try and cross the road again."

second generation dad joked >.<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiridawn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2015
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