From “noob raid” My son’s nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners.
Its a Day Care Scenter!
You can always tell how good a dad is, by how many baby wipes they use
3 wipes: rookie dad, hasn't figured it out yet
2 wipes: getting there, but still a noob
1 wipe: master dad
0 wipes: not a very good dad.
If a new Dad manages to capture video of their child breastfeeding for the first time, is it okay for them to title that video
"The Noob on the Boob!"
