John Schellenberg wrote an interesting paper that if there were a God, then nonresistant nonbelief would not exist. But, he continues, the existence of nonresistant nonbelief is undeniable:
There are individuals who do not believe in God for reasons having nothing to do with emotional or behavioral opposition towards God, towards relationship with God, or towards any of the apparent implications of such a relationship.
For example, some former believers who would have loved to go on believing in God could not do so because a serious and honest examination of all the evidence available to them unexpectedly eroded away their belief.
Additionally, throughout human history theistic belief has never been a live option for scores of human beings either entrenched in alternative religious traditions or lacking the basic conceptual conditions to even be able entertain the idea of an all-powerful, all-knowing, and perfectly good creator God separate from the physical universe. From this it follows that God does not exist. A perfectly loving God would ensure that meaningful contact with himself was always possible for those he loved, but just by looking around we can see that this state of affairs does not obtain.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Hi friends! I've played an artificer alchemist from lvl 1 - 12 and here's a bunch of methods I've gathered along the way to make it viable. This is a tool for you to make a RAW, RAI, Alchemist viable, fun, and still not broken. The world is a difficult place for the Alchemist without this guide, so think long and hard before you challenge each ruling:
So cool thing about the alchemist is technically you can spend your spell slots on elixirs "during" a long rest and they'll last till the end of your next long rest since the verbatim of the feature is that they last until the end of your next long rest(read as not current one. This is goes in accord with Crawford's ruling that you can spend spell slots during a long rest and doesn't violate the idea that casting spells is too strenuous since making potions is not casting a spell) so all of your leftover spell slots can function as elixirs for the next day. How to make use of these elixirs in combat requires spellwrought tattoo find Familiars, and a homunculus infusion to feed 2 ppl potions each turn while having your turn to yourself as normal, and at higher levels, a bunch of tiny servants.
Alchemist is amazing, if you make full use of your action economy. Most modules weren't built with Artificers in mind so access to magic items at low levels is often enough to carry you to level 5 at least. Enchanting arrows with magical tinkering, giving your allies plus 1 or moon-touched weapons(via the ability to use any common magic item minus certain consumables via replicate magic item feature) to bypass low level nonmagical attack resistance is a cool low level trick that is available to all artificers. Spell-Refueling ring and humonculus should really offset the whole spell slots and persistent damage things, so by level 2 you should be able to throw in constant damage even when you're healing or buffing, and you should have an extra slot that you don't feel too bad about using those elixirs at 6th level, or you're passing out and administering twice the amount of potions with your humonculus in tow(use your bonus action to tell the homunculus to use their action to administer a potion)(note: the elixirs don't say that you can administer them to others with its description, yes. But, so does EVERY POTION THAT'S NOT A POTION OF HEALING. RAI suggests that you can feed any potion to anyone, so RAI suggests you can feed any elixir to anyone, otherwise, you've been playing your game wrong.
Additionally: from the dm
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
