What is a desert nomad's favorite cheese?

Camelbert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaurususaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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how do we know early man was nomadic?

they were meander-thals. came up with it at work today. full disclosure: not a dad, but i'll be an uncle soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve0suprem0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you call nomadic gnomes?

Gnomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Do you know why I like nomads?

Because they are never mad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeekleNKL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Travelling doesn't drive me crazy.

It's because I'm a nomad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaladinThunder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a religious nomad?

Roman Catholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meat-beater-mitch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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People who wander around are not crazy

They’re nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fedoras4furries
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What type of people never get angry?

The nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My son was telling me that Mongolians were nomads...

But I thought they were angry all of the time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JGriz13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Nomadic neanderthals should be called meanderthals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxwellSinclair
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?

Son: I dunno. Where?

Dad: at Camelot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onecrazy88fan
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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before fire lord ozai and chin the conqueror

it is oft forgotten that the air nomads once tried to rule the world. they were known as... the roamin' empire ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Do you know why Finnish reindeer herders are always calm?

They're nomads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sigurbodi91
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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At the local cafe, the waitress always calls me "hun"...

I don't know whether it's because she likes me or because I dress like a fifth century nomad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call an angry homeless gnome?

A gnomad.

Explanation:

g nomad

gno mad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insertnamehere74
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Why didn't the Native Americans get angry when kicked out of their lands?

Because they became nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlinuga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Why were the earliest humans such happy people?

They were nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanilla_Milkshaq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Always happy

What kind of people are always happy. Nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinkertavern35
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I asked if dad it was crazy travelling all around the world without a proper home.

He told me it was nomad at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piggysam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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How the Fugawi tribe got its name

A nomadic indian tribe was wandering through a forest when they came across a group of pioneers. The pioneers eagerly greated the tribe and introduced themselves to the chief. The chief only says "Where the Fugawi?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tb_rays77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2013
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Can nomads get angry?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flooping_Pigs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2014
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What type of people never get angry?

The nomads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConanHuynh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Who are the happiest people?

Nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnjustinson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What kind of people never get angry?

The Nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What type of people never get angry?

The nomads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Who are the happiest people on earth?

The Nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeswe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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Did you know that Mongolians are some of the happiest people on Earth?

They are nomads, after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForkMinus1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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What type of people never get angry?

The nomads.

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