Netizens Puns

TRIBUNKALTIM.CO, JAKARTA - Beberapa hari lalu, Menteri Kelautan dan Perikanan Susi Pudjiastuti menuai kritik keras dari anggota Komisi Nasional Hak Asasi Manusia (Komnas HAM).

Kritik tersebut dilayangkan oleh anggota Komnas HAM Natalius Pigai dalam pernyataannya di Gedung Joeang 45, Jakarta Pusat, Minggu 30 April silam.

Menurut Pigai, semua orang juga bisa menenggelamkan kapal ilegal dan sebaiknya Susi fokus kepada pertumbuhan ekonomi serta kontribusi sektor perikanan.

"Kebijakan yang salah, tidak berorientasi di sektor laut, lebih kepada menenggelamkan malam, orang bodoh juga bisa," ungkap Pigai.

Pernyataan Pigai tersebut 'diadukan' salah seorang pengguna jejaring sosial Twitter dengan cara 'mention' ke akun Twitter milik Susi Pudjiastuti, @susipudjiastuti.

"Cc @susipudjiastuti Komisioner Komnas HAM Sindir Menteri Susi: Orang Bodoh Juga Bisa Tenggelamkan Kapal," kicau akun @Maliqfys.

Tak hanya itu, akun @Maliqfys juga melampirkan pranala dari laman berita yang menyoroti pernyataan anggota Komnas HAM tersebut.

Siapa nyana, unggahan tersebut dijawab oleh akun @susipudjiastuti dengan komentar yang sangat menohok.

"I never claim I am smart, so??? So far I remember I always mention I am a minister with the lowest education," cuit akun @susipudjiastuti.

(Saya tidak pernah mengklaim diri saya pintar, lalu? Lagipula, sejauh ini, seingat saya, saya selalu bilang kalau saya adalah seorang menteri dengan tingkat pendidikan paling rendah--RED).

#Dibilang bodoh

Selama dua setengah tahun pemerintahan Jokowi-JK, sosok Menteri Kelautan dan Perikanan Susi Pudjiastuti sangat dikenal masyarakat luas.

Kiprah Susi terus disorot karena suka menenggelamkan kapal ilegal.

Anggota Komnas HAM Natalius Pigai menyindir cara kerja Menteri Susi.

Menurut Pigai, semua orang juga bisa melakukan penenggelaman kapal.

"Kebijakan yang salah, tidak berorientasi di sektor laut, lebih kepada menenggelamkan malam, orang bodoh juga bisa," ungkap Pigai di Gedung Joeang 45, Jakarta, Minggu (30/4/2017).

Menurut Pigai sebaiknya Menteri Susi fokus kepada pertumbuhan ekonomi dan kontribusi sektor perikanan daripada hanya menenggelamkan kapal.

Mengacu data Badan Pusat Statistik, Pigai mengatakan kontribusi sektor kelautan dan perikanan sangat kecil hanya Rp 900 miliar untuk APBN.

"Dari APBN Rp 2 triliun sangat naif, Indonesia jadi poros maritim, kontribusinya sektor perikanan cuma Rp 900 miliar," kata Pigai.

Pigai menilai sektor perikanan sangat buruk pengelolaannya di tangan Menteri

Selain yang programmer disuruh benerin printer di kantor dan variasinya

Game-game apa aja ya yang gede dan digemari di Indo, tapi di kalangan Barat/internet ngomong Inggris entah dicuekin atau malah dihina abis entah kenapa? Kayaknya sejak jaman PS1 sudah ada deh yg kayak gitu (Jaman NES-Genesis-SNES kayaknya gak terlalu).

Contoh yang diinget di luar kepala untuk sementara:

• Ragnarok Online: Kayak ini MMO yg gede bener di kalangan Indo, tapi di bagian Barat kayak kurang tau orangnya, atau bener2 kalah pamor sama World of Warcraft atau Final Fantasy XIV.

• Mobile Legends Bang Bang: Ya, kita bisa aja trash talk ini game, tapi... aku denger dari berita, yg jago main MLBB biasanya Indo. Sementara, di dunia lain, tetap teguh dalam pikiran 'plagiat' League of Legends yang lebih mendunia (padahal, itu game bakal jadi contoh kebalikan topik ini: Orang Indo malah lebih tune in ke Dota when it comes to PC MOBA)

• PES/FIFA: Dasar aja orang-orang Indo itu emang gila bola. Peduli amat ini game sports simulation yang biasanya gak dipandang gamer barat (kecuali entah kenapa game yg American Football kayak Madden NFL), peduli amat developernya itu dianggap 'Perusahaan Game Iblis' paling ngetop (dengan alasan yang tidak diinginkan) di kalangan gamer (EA dan Konami). Yg penting, main bola walaupun secara digital, org Indo suka.

Ada lagi? (Game console kali?)

This and this posts have her recent picture with the caption "체셔들이 마스크 걱정하길래 어린이용으로 샀어요" (Cheshire were worried about my facial masks so I bought one for the kids), along with her past pictures with masks for grownups and other pictures showing her tiny face.

For those unfamiliar, Koreans are obsessed with tiny face and some comments in the linked posts criticize that some ladies (and gentlemen also?) use kids' facial masks just to show off their small faces but they all agree that Yujin has shockingly small one and she'd better use kids' facial masks.

It seems fans have been worried that normal facial masks wouldn't provide sufficient protection for her as they are too big for her face, so she's using facial masks for kids now.

One sad thing (for me) in the posts is that almost all of them didn't know she re-debuted with Kep1er. Heck the majority didn't even know GP999 aired. :(

edit: the second post seems to be from a year ago. Only the first post is currently trending one (it's featured in Daum's hot community posts).

https://weibo.com/1887344341/L6VhMxAkQ

--Blatant Nazis

--See, our weakness and lack of unity is the end of our nation!

--Looks like the nuclear weapons have to be expanded!

--I'll be honest, I'd like to rip your head off and kick it like a ball.

--That's anti-human, right? Racist.

--This kind of nonsense is the worst when you really fight.

--This is what Anglo-Saxon bandits are really like, except there's a whole bunch of them wiping the floor for them

--I'm glad you can recall the glory of your ancestors, but the Chinese are not Indians. If you really do this, you will only turn into a corpse and return to America, even it is impossible to return to America

--Imagine a Chinese person saying that? Is this democracy and freedom?

-- this American's comments, the utmost disrespect for the preciousness of life, gender bias, racial bias, like the Nazis and the Japanese right wing

--Not only is this kind of talk on TV, but the host nodded his head and kept nodding.

--You could be sitting on the skulls of 800,000 Americans right now.

-- Ms. Jesse should change her name to something more masculine.

--Watch out for this kind of rhetoric, it's the beginning of future wars

---The U.S. has essentially been mobilizing for war against China in public opinion for several years now

---who in their right mind would think that way

---This person will not be on the front line in case of war anyway

--it's not sure who's sitting on whose bones, grandson hey

-- These people make some of us confused people understand that imperialism, the heart that wants to destroy China never stops!

--This group of pig teammates, how do you let the Chinese "public intellectuals" help you wipe the floor ah.

--Why don't Chinese women's rights criticize these people?

--Don't forget that you were the losers in the anti-American war! You lost to the Chinese People's Volunteers!

--The U.S. military had a good time sitting on the throne of North American Indian skulls, and now they want to sit on the throne of Chinese skulls!

--Nazi orthodoxy is in America!

The tweet in question

Opposition infighting?

Most of the replies since then were either complimenting their pets, wishing well for the holidays, or pointing out perceived faults as an advocate for the working-class. What's everyone's take?

(There’s over 800 comments, so I’m going to summarise the most common themes of the comments. Please read this post and don’t overgeneralise either side. This is from a single forum post that is very popular currently, but of course cannot represent everybody!)

• A lot of “Heol…” “Eh??” or “???” “F*ck” “Crazy” “Wowww” They are shocked too at how C/J girls could fall like that due to one pick.

• They really want Ruiqi out… There are many comments about her basically saying “As long as SRQ drops/is removed it’s okay” “Why is SRQ there??” etc.

• There are more comments talking about straight-up wanting SRQ out in than mentioning other trainees at this point, to get a picture of how much they don’t like her. They would rather any other C/J girl generally (most who mention it want Xiaoting instead).

• Some people mentioning Ruiqi’s Anti-Korean aid comments, quite a few saying “Remove that girl with the Anti-Korean aid comments” “Save Mashiro and remove Anti-Korean Aid” and not even referring to her by her name. (They take 항미원조 VERY seriously as it’s basically celebrating defending against the US’ aggression, when the aggression in question was helping South Korea in the war; as well as being pro-North Korea stance-wise).

• I think they kinda assumed internationals would be voting for Xiaoting. I even saw somebody calling out the people who like Xiaoting for being careless with their voting and thinking she was a lock (thus voting other people).

• Quite a few of people gaining hope for Bora to make it in the end. Many “Save Main Vocal Bora!!” “Kim Bora go up!”

• People shocked at Bahiyyih’s one pick power. A few asking if she’s Korean or not (bc of her name) (EDIT: many of them are calling her Huening thinking it’s her first name instead of Bahiyyih lol)

• They are very happy for Chaehyun at #1, she’s definitely VERY popular domestically with loyal fan base.

• Not many foreigners besides Xiaoting/SRQ were mentioned at all, but there are a few comments of people wanting to save Mashiro, Shana, Yurina, Hikaru (most to least in that order).

• People laughing/being amazed at MNET’s tomfoolery basically the same way we are here lol. And saying “Trust MNET!~~”

Prelude: This is a rant I found on Douban, one of China's most popular rating platforms on movies, books, tv shows, and music to name a few categories. As of now the rant has accumulated 92 likes and 138 replies.

The Translated Rant:

I am absolutely speechless, what kind of rotten and cancerous fucks are in charge of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television (SARFT) and the China Film Administration (1)? Would they die for just importing a Matrix movie, but not a Spider-Man movie? They import so few foreign movies, hell the Chinese moviegoers are left tired for getting all the shitty deals - can't watch good foreign movies legally, if we get to watch these good ones they are censored and delayed to hell, the Chinese fansub (2) groups did all they can to translate these films so that they could reach a wider audience despite potential and now realized legal troubles (3), streaming platforms that bought these copyrights are constantly screwing their audiences, and piracy sites are constantly facing troubles of getting banned.......

Let's talk about domestic films, don't these government agencies knew how shitty the Chinese film and television industry have become? The box office toppers are all fucking main melody propagandas, like they don't know how to make other kinds of genre films - OH WAIT THESE FILMS CAN'T BE MADE BECAUSE THEY INVOLVE BANNED SUBJECT MATTERS SO WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT........ The same goes to television, its either suspense or historical drama - look at the rating of some of these new shows on Douban, they're fucking embarrassing - is that what it takes for Chinese streaming platforms these days? As for variety shows, the likes of "Hi Directors" (directors got talent) and "Everybody Stand By" (actors got talent) have greatly exposed our entertainment industry's putrid and corrupt state. And animation? the Netflix-streamed Scissor Seven was briefly taken down and censored in China, and their title couldn't even mention the word "assassin/killer".

And What the hell is the Domestic Film Protection Month, like how many good movies can China come with these days? Just feeding us shit? The fact that so many good foreign movies are not being released in China just for the sake of protecting domestic box office is the textbook definition of being guilty! If the Chinese movies can be good enough to stand on their own, then why were they beaten hand over fist

WARNING: Chinese people are furious after ep8 and 9, so their wording can be extra harsh, be careful.

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1y44y1479g

1. Mnet you do the comparison yourself, Somi, Jang Wonyoung, and now if you push Kim Dayeon to be the final center don't you feel ashamed? Just say second place ... Kim Sejung, Sakura, Kim Dayeon and they are at the same level? (upvote: 1113)
2. Don't be brainwashed that Sister Fu can't debut. She is the most voted among C group in Japan, which has the second largest voting population in the world. In Reddit (European and American fans gathering there) thousands of people vote her third in all and second in C group. She is Mnet's main audience magnet. Yesterday when she was reported ranking in tenth place she dominated Twitter where all people were talking about her, supporters vs haters by 50-50. She is really popular in the international community. And she is the most needed big VOCAL in debut group! Sis Fu has to debut!!! (1083)
3. K1...get out...J1...get out... (1068)
4. K1 is really royal. She will not really be the final center, will she.... the inital K1, J1 and C1 are the final K1, J1 and C1, aren't they? (2069)
5. I suggest that the finals be held right in the doorway to K1's house, and let her family choose 8 members to debut with her. (1658)
6. To sum up Mnet's preference: short + ugly + young (1083)
7. It's outrageous, Mnet. How would you pay back Cai Bing for what you owe her? Although I've never expected her to debut on this fucking show, but she can't be so bad that she can't even make it to the finals, right? (1381)
8. You say Kim Dayeon is bad? Of course not. She has good skills, she is popular among members, but her script is really too annoying. Such a fate-reversing twist. I felt pity for her before but now I know that there has been arrangement for her from the beginning. (734)
9. How to say, Xiaoting looks better in front of K1 hahaha (811)
10. In this round among C group people can only vote one, I estimate that after seeing the middle ranking many people will go to save Cai Bing, and then the other c group sisters' ranking is bound to fall, so in the third elimination Shen Xiaoting may not rank the first, and Yeon will rise directly to the throne. Su Ruiqi is also possible to drop out of top9, because in Korea her popularity is too low. We really can not relax. We can only say that in this round Mnet is very successfu

Please post all Netizen reactions in this thread (translations must be provided).

https://weibo.com/1887344341/L6VhMxAkQ

https://weibo.com/3937348351/L6TmsA6Rj

--Blatant Nazis

--See, our weakness and lack of unity is the end of our nation!

--Looks like the nuclear weapons have to be expanded!

--I'll be honest, I'd like to rip your head off and kick it like a ball.

--That's anti-human, right? Racist.

--This kind of nonsense is the worst when you really fight.

--This is what Anglo-Saxon bandits are really like, except there's a whole bunch of them wiping the floor for them

--I'm glad you can recall the glory of your ancestors, but the Chinese are not Indians. If you really do this, you will only turn into a corpse and return to America, even it is impossible to return to America

--Imagine a Chinese person saying that? Is this democracy and freedom?

-- this American's comments, the utmost disrespect for the preciousness of life, gender bias, racial bias, like the Nazis and the Japanese right wing

--Not only is this kind of talk on TV, but the host nodded his head and kept nodding.

--You could be sitting on the skulls of 800,000 Americans right now.

-- Ms. Jesse should change her name to something more masculine.

--Watch out for this kind of rhetoric, it's the beginning of future wars

---The U.S. has essentially been mobilizing for war against China in public opinion for several years now

---who in their right mind would think that way

---This person will not be on the front line in case of war anyway

--it's not sure who's sitting on whose bones, grandson hey

-- These people make some of us confused people understand that imperialism, the heart that wants to destroy China never stops!

--This group of pig teammates, how do you let the Chinese "public intellectuals" help you wipe the floor ah.

--Why don't Chinese women's rights criticize these people?

--Don't forget that you were the losers in the anti-American war! You lost to the Chinese People's Volunteers!

--The U.S. military had a good time sitting on the throne of North American Indian skulls, and now they want to sit on the throne of Chinese skulls!

--Nazi orthodoxy is in America!