Iβve decided to name my son Mark.
That way, when I die, Iβll be able to say I left a mark on this world.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Did you know that Yoda's last name is leheehoo?
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︎ May 14 2021
What's the world's longest name?
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︎ May 18 2021
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Who can order someone to impale their homie's grandmother by simply uttering their name?
Pierce Bro'sNan
Aight, imma head out.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What did the percussionist name his two daughters?
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︎ May 17 2021
Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable
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︎ May 07 2021
Lance is a fairly uncommon name these days
But in medieval times people were called Lancelot
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︎ Jun 04 2021
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards
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︎ May 08 2021
What's the name of the pop diva who had been rejected by society?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Context for non-Indians - Her name is Shilpa. Get it?
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︎ May 08 2021
Suggest me some unique name idea for Graphic Design company please!!!
I don't know why I get the feel like you guys can suggest something really good
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︎ May 18 2021
Greatest name of a race horse ever
Hoof Hearted
Look it up. I canβt post the link but youβll love it
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︎ May 15 2021
does anyone know the name of this hand movement asking if the person understood the pun? (I can't find many images/gifs of it)
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans
But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What did the hamburger name it's baby?
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︎ May 23 2021
What did the professor say when the Urology student did not know the technical name for pee?
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︎ May 15 2021
"Whatβs your name, son?"
The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Puns for the name βLierinβ? (Lee-air-in)
At my high school thereβs a tradition for the seniors to get sweatshirts with punny names on the back. Iβve already thought of mine but my friend is at a loss. Her name is Lierin, accent on the second syllable, pronounced βLee-air-inβ. any ideas?
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︎ May 18 2021
I feel really good when I read through the peoples names and phone numbers stored in my phone...
I love a good Contact high.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
I remember that teacher asking me to name something that starts with the letter N that I was not very good at.
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︎ May 21 2021
Most pasta names are quite cool
But there are a fusilli exceptions
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︎ May 24 2021
You don't believe the Canadian president has a French name?
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︎ May 06 2021
What did the Italian drummer name his three daughters?
Ann-ah one, Ann-ah two, Ann-ah here-we-go!
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What's the name of that German doctor that blew my mind?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
If I had a son I'd name him Kelvin.
Because kelvin is an absolute unit
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︎ May 20 2021
Help me come up with puns which include the name Todd
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now heβs high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
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How did Canada get its name?
They figured out the fairest way to name their country was to pull letters out of a hat. So they gathered around and a guy started pulling letters...
pulls letter "C, eh."
pulls another "N, eh."
pulls another "D, eh."
And that's how Canada got its name.
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︎ May 16 2021
What is Darth Vader's wife's name?
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︎ May 13 2021
Itβs all in the name
Thereβs some really nice girls in my sons class; Denice, Janice, Olive Yu. So I figured a name is a powerful motivator. Meet my newest kid: Richy Mc Richer(Son)
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︎ May 31 2021
New idea for bakery name: βGame of Sconesβ
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︎ May 10 2021
What is another name for a paternity test?
A pop quiz!
(I donβt know why this makes me giggle)
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I gave my bike a new name after it came back from the bell repair shop
It has a nice ring to it.
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︎ May 28 2021
My son is starting school next year but is scared because he thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.
I reassured him, "Don't be silly! Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
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︎ May 16 2021
Tony told me that I shouldn't spell his name backwards
My response was only: "y not?"
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Which name for a man is the most colourful?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What is the name of farm owned by a vegan lesbian couple?
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︎ May 09 2021
Whatβs another name for a tired window shade?
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︎ May 18 2021
George Clooney has a twin brother. Do you know what his name is?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Lance isnβt a common name anymore
But in medieval times people were called
lance-a-lot.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards.
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︎ May 04 2021
My friend tony asked me not to say his name backwards
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
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︎ May 17 2021
Lance is an uncommon name nowdays
But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot
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My friend Tony asked my not to spell his name backwards...
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