Myer Puns

A list of puns related to "Myer"

What did Michael Myers say after his son's first decapitation?

Wow, son. You're really get a head in life.

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👤︎ u/anarchyinyourhead
📅︎ May 18 2021
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You know what'll really distract Micheal Myers?

A Strode light.

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👤︎ u/RevengeOfIckyBodClay
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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Why didn't Michael Myers set up his Christmas tree?

He focused too much on his stalking

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👤︎ u/AxXB1ZXxB
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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Asked my dad to take the Myers-Briggs personality test

He said his result was ARSE.

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👤︎ u/verticalData1
📅︎ Aug 03 2016
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My dad won the local hot dog eating contest

He's an Oscar Myer Winner

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👤︎ u/JBaczuk
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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