There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
To attract new visitors, the Museum of Natural History ran a promotion where they gave away actual dinosaur vertebrae from their collection.
Everyone was taken aback.
Dadjoke overheard at the Museum of Natural History
I was looking at the taxidermy wild animals and was standing in front of the case with a baby ocelot. A family with two young kids were also standing behind me and I hear the husband say,
"Ocelot? More like Oce-little!"
I found this absolutely hilarious, but his wife just rolls her eyes and shuffles the kids to the next exhibit.
I woke up this morning with a Mammoth erection.
I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!
At the Smithsonian Museum.
Entering the Smithsonian museum of Natural History today, my 5 year old son screams, Dad there's an elephant in the room! I asked him if he wanted to talk about it and he said, "No."
If he only could appreciate how perfect that moment was for me.
