Hilarious Mortgage Loans Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Kermit the frog went to the bank to get a mortgage for a new lilypad. He walked up to the desk of loan officer Patricia Whack and placed a small porcelain statue of an angel on her desk asking if she would take it as collateral. "What is that?" she asked...

It's a knick knack, patty whack. Give a frog a loan?

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👤︎ u/curmudge_john

📅︎ Jul 08 2019

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