Mortally Wounded Puns

A list of puns related to "Mortally Wounded"

A man is brought to the hospital with a mortal wound. The medical staff believes there is no way to help him and he will die. The head doctor walks in and says I will take care of this. He takes a clock off the wall and rubs it on the injured man, the man is HEALED.

The nurse says: AMAZING! how did you know that would work!?

The head doctor says: “It’s simple really… Time heals all wounds.”

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📅︎ Jul 28 2021
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