Morbid Obesity Puns

A list of puns related to "Morbid Obesity"

Our Chinese baker is morbidly obese.

He specializes in four chin cookies.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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My morbidly obese friend died the other day

The news was heavy on me

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👤︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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I invited a friend over, but I wasn't expecting him to bring his morbidly obese girlfriend with him.

I was totally flabby guested.

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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My wife told me, “ Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”

“You’re much bigger than that.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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