Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner

Bride: How come you never help with the dinner

Frankenstein: I did

Bride: How?

Frankenstein: I did the mash...

Bride: Don't you dare

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What's it Called When Someone Has Sex on a Tombstone?

If it's two monsters, it's a monster mash.

Otherwise, it's a graveyard smash.

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What’s Dracula’s favourite way to eat a potato?

Monster mash

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One day, Dracula gives his son β€œthe talk”. He tells him, β€œson, when two monsters love each other very much...” The son interrupts him and says...

β€œThey Mash!” β€œYes son! They do the monster mash”

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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