Monster Mash Puns

A list of puns related to "Monster Mash"

Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner

Bride: How come you never help with the dinner

Frankenstein: I did

Bride: How?

Frankenstein: I did the mash...

Bride: Don't you dare

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👤︎ u/moodsta
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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What's it Called When Someone Has Sex on a Tombstone?

If it's two monsters, it's a monster mash.

Otherwise, it's a graveyard smash.

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👤︎ u/anonymoushenry
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What’s Dracula’s favourite way to eat a potato?

Monster mash

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👤︎ u/myname15MrG
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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One day, Dracula gives his son “the talk”. He tells him, “son, when two monsters love each other very much...” The son interrupts him and says...

“They Mash!” “Yes son! They do the monster mash”

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👤︎ u/Andyh10s
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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