Why are monarchs never gay?
Because rulers are always straight.
How do monarchs win at Poker?
After they poop, it's always a royal flush
What do you call a bisexual pagan monarch Norse biker gang?
The “bikings”
What do a bisexual monarch and a cycling enthusiast have in common?
Biking
Why were European monarchs rarely found in bakeries
but European monarchs were often found in bread?
Why was the Monarch only one foot tall?
He was a Ruler!
I just turned 40 but refuse to dress like other middle age men
Tunics and leggings just don’t look good with Nike Monarchs
Let’s all hope no countries are unfortunate enough to lose their monarchs.
We don’t want an entire coronation.
"I always forget: what are you supposed to call a monarch's children, again?"
"Issue."
"Gesundheit!"
So it turns out the last Russian monarch Nicholas the 2nd had a secret boyfriend.
A truly biczar situation
I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,
Czar Chasm.
Watching a terrible TV show about monarch-related puns.
Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.
Have you heard about the new movie about a savant monarch?
It's titled Reignman
In addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.
It is, after all, the royal wee.
Heard Saudi Arabia is changing monarchs...
Its a bit of a Sheikh-Up
The Norwegian Monarch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw9jGTdBy0
If my first kid is a boy I'm going to name him Björn
So that when he asks why I named him that, I can tell him "Because you are my first Björn"
What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual norse monarchs?
Bikings
What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?
The bikings.
[X-post from /r/puns] I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,
Czar Chasm.
