Why was the Monarch only one foot tall?

He was a Ruler!

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What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual norse monarchs?

Bikings

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Let’s all hope no countries are unfortunate enough to lose their monarchs.

We don’t want an entire coronation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplodedToast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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all hail the bikings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nxghtmarefuel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Yahweh, Depilate the Monarch?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phlogiston78
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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"I always forget: what are you supposed to call a monarch's children, again?"

"Issue."

"Gesundheit!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themightyheptagon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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The raining monarch
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So it turns out the last Russian monarch Nicholas the 2nd had a secret boyfriend.

A truly biczar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooglyEyes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Have you heard about the new movie about a savant monarch?

It's titled Reignman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Watching a terrible TV show about monarch-related puns.

Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,

Czar Chasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chimichangarific
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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β€ͺIn addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.

It is, after all, the royal wee.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElLordHighBueno
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Heard Saudi Arabia is changing monarchs...

Its a bit of a Sheikh-Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drowninginmecury
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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What did the monarch exclaim regarding the attempted coup?

"Revolting!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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What do you call a funny monarch?

a Jo-king

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucarioSkywalker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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The Norwegian Monarch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw9jGTdBy0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahmahgad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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If my first kid is a boy I'm going to name him BjΓΆrn

So that when he asks why I named him that, I can tell him "Because you are my first BjΓΆrn"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiefwigums
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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Answered Prayers

Me and some buddies rented a cabin last week. The plants by the porch attracted a lot of monarch butterflies. As we were watching them a Praying Mantis grabs a hold of one. As we watched the butterfly thrash around in odd quiet reverence I said, "Well, I guess it's an Answered Prayer Mantis now"

One guy told me I was going to be a great Dad.

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What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?

The bikings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fengyuseah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual Norse monarchs?

The bikings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebakira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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[X-post from /r/puns] I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,

Czar Chasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chimichangarific
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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