What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom

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📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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What do you call a monkey that steps onto a minefield?

A BamBOOM!!!

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📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield

Rhesus Pieces!

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👤︎ u/kdryan1
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baBOOM!

(courtesy of my dad today on his 55th birthday)

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👤︎ u/geekity13
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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The grocery store is a dadjoke minefield

Me: Dad, what is distilled water? Like what does that actually mean?

Dad: Well... it's the opposite of da-moving water!

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👤︎ u/chavabt
📅︎ May 04 2014
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Why are there no unemployed farmers?

They can get a job in any field.

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👤︎ u/Pdb12345
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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what do you call a monkey in a minefield?

a babooooom!!

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📅︎ May 27 2019
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom!

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👤︎ u/Mosvicious
📅︎ Aug 23 2017
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