How dairy
But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.
"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"
He said it every time, and now I do it when my kids are shopping with me.
How dairy.
They’re GRRRRRAPES!
While my girlfriend and I were paying for our groceries, the cashier asked "Do you want the milk in a bag?"
I said "It's okay, you can leave it in the jug."
I am a cashier at Publix and had a guy and his wife come through my line. Upon ringing up his milk I asked "do you want your milk in a bag?"
Dad: "No thanks, I find it easier to take it home in the jug it came in!"
Dad's wife: "Dammit Phil, you say that every time we get milk."
Apparently, even after saying it every time, it still makes him chuckle.
The cashier asked “would you like this milk in a bag” to which I replied “thanks, but you can keep it in the jug”
As we were checking out this conversation occurred.
Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag?
Little brother: no, keep it in the jug please.
When my dad gets milk at the grocery store sometimes the grocery bagger will ask him "do you want the milk in the bag?" he'll say "No thanks, you can just keep it in the jug. Last time it was really big mess." It gets a laugh about half of the time.
i work the service desk at a grocery store, and me and one of my coworkers will often make puns based on the items we return. i got 2 gallons of white milk and a half gallon of chocolate milk. the following exchange occurred.
him: i'm gonna go dump this milk.
me: that bad in the relationship, eh?
him: well yeah, look what kind of baby they made -points to chocolate milk-
me: in a relationship, you need certain emotions, i guess they just lactose emotions. -he dumps out the milk and returns-
him: hey, wanna see my jugs?
me: i had a friend named calvin who wanted to see mine. one day i finally just said, "hey cal, see em?"
My girlfriend was making ovaltine since I've never had it (and I'm 26). She asked if I wanted whole milk or 2% milk with it, and I just said "whatever's better."
Her dad pointed to the red top jug and said, "that will be a WHOLE lot better."
So I work at a grocery store. Last night I was refilling the milk case and one of the cute cashiers walks up to me and she said "Hey what are you doing?" in a sly tone. Without even a chance to blink while standing there with a gallon of milk in each hand I replied "Handling a pair of large jugs" She laughed, I laughed, the older lady standing near us looked offended... good times!
Me: Would you like your milk in a bag sir? Random Dad: No, I'll just keep it in the jug. Obligatory laugh because I work in customer service
The cashier always asks if he'd like the milk in a sack. He always says "No, you can leave it in the jug."
"Do you want your milk in a bag?"
"Nah I prefer to keep it in the jug."
Took me about 10 seconds before I realized what he said and couldn't stop laughing
So we were on our way back from the grocery store, with our groceries bagged in the back of the car.
As my father drove, we hit a bump, causing our jug of milk to tumble about, the man sounding a soft grunt of frustration.
"The milk is ruined! ...we're going to have to use milkshakes now," my sister joked.
A few seconds passed, and my father simply stated, "It is a milkshake now."
Clerk: You want your milk in a bag?
Me: Nah, just leave it in the jug.
cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
customer: No, I prefer it in the jug
Me: Goes to grocery store and buys milk. Cashier: Would you like the milk in the bag. Me: No you can leave it in the jug.
Clerk: You want your milk in a bag?
Me: Nah, just leave it in the jug.
Cashier: Do you want your milk in a bag?
Dad: No thanks, I'll keep it in the jug.
