When i was 5 i got granted a wish...

It was either to have an enormous penis or a fantastic memory, if only I could recall my response

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👤︎ u/Mex5150
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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An elephant was drinking out of a river one day

when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".

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