Mcqueen Puns

A list of puns related to "Mcqueen"

What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?

Car-go Pants

i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.

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👤︎ u/Pepe_Le_Frog
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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What’s Lightning McQueen’s favorite takeout order?

Chicken Ka-Chow mein

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👤︎ u/Adraz
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a Hindu God taking birth as lightning McQueen

Incarnation.

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👤︎ u/within_kamath23
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?

Carbonzo beans!

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👤︎ u/DM_to_the_stars
📅︎ May 18 2020
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What is Lighting McQueen's favorite food

Cat chow

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👤︎ u/OrangAMA
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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What does Lightning McQueen feed his cat?

Cat-chow!!

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👤︎ u/casybaseball
📅︎ May 02 2020
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What religion is Lightning McQueen?

raceism

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👤︎ u/Macknificent101
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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What do you call it when lightning McQueen eats a car?

Auto-cannibalism

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👤︎ u/DillSoupYT
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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What did Lightning McQueen say when he ate a nut?

Cashew

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👤︎ u/LeeviTheGuru
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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What did lighting McQueen say when he hit the wall?

KachOW!!!

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👤︎ u/Scotticustamus
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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How does Lightning McQueen sneeze?

Kerchoo

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👤︎ u/Sentarius101
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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Who is Jon Snow's favourite actor?

Steve McQueen

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👤︎ u/parthobot
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why do they call it alimony?

Most of it is Steve McQueen and Robert Evans money.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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