Mcmuffin Puns

A list of puns related to "Mcmuffin"

What came first, the chicken mcnugget or the egg mcmuffin.
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👤︎ u/Vagina-TasteTester
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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A friend and I went to Mcdonalds. They have these new digital machines you order from. I had my friend order a mc-chicken at the counter at the same time I ordered an egg McMuffin at the machine.

I wanted to see what came first, the chicken or the egg.

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👤︎ u/dank_chair_memes
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Need help coming up with a Pun

I'm not sure where else to post this but I hope this is the right place.

A close girl friend of mine is a fine artist that specializes in greeting cards with funny/cute puns/lines on the front and since I am moving away in December I wanted to create a Christmas or Thank You card one for her. Some examples are Bonne Fett (with a picture of Boba Fett holding balloons, and You R2 Cute (with a picture of R2D2 and a heart). Essentially she does a lot of cultural references that can be put onto a greeting card.

The two things she loves in this world are Egg McMuffins and Chinese Coconut buns. Could I get some help coming up with a Christmas/Thank you Puns using one of those ideas I can put on a card?

Thanks so much!

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👤︎ u/g0th1k4
📅︎ Nov 07 2016
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