What do matadors use to keep their skin moisturized after a bullfight?

Oil of OlΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Ladies, if your boyfriend asks for matador equipment for christmas...

It's big red flag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNova_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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You could tell the bull was afraid of the matador..

It cow-herd in fear, like a cow-herd...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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How does a matador stay safe in the ring?

They wear a bull-proof vest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghosttwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I got a new matador girlfriend, but I really had to break up with her...

She just showed too many red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elksaremagic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Have you seen the baby matador

He looks adorabull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuxedoGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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A matador walks into the ring. The bull says,

"I'm not falling for your bull sheet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akasdan1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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Did you know that as well as Matadors, there were also Mataderes?

Me: Really? What's a matadere?

Dad: Aw, nothing love, it's okay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toggle2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2013
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What did the bullfighter say to the upset door?

What’s the matador?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SovietLorax
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What did the bull fighter say to the sad door?

"What's a matador?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilkshakeManRodd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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You guys got any more jokes like henway and updog?

Told like this:

Dad: Oh my god, there's a henway on your back!

Son: What's a henway?

D: About 5 pounds


D: Man, it smells like updog in here.

S: What's updog?

D: Not much, what's up with you?


My 6 year old brother has quit falling for these and I need some new ones in my arsenal. Help please.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2015
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Got my boyfriend at brunch today!

What kind of coffee does a matador like?

Cafe ole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mayonayz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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Ruined my joke.

In the car, I tried to get my 7yr old with the classic "Matterdeer" joke, and it went like this.

Me: Hey son, what's the difference between a matterdeer and a matador?

Son: They sound similar, but they're spelled differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twiztedterry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2015
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My dad on me finding a Spanish boyfriend

I live in Spain at the moment but I'm home for the week and my gran asked me if I'd found a Spanish matador and my dad replied "no, but she's found a mat for her door."

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