A list of puns related to "Matador"
Oil of OlΓ©
It's big red flag
It cow-herd in fear, like a cow-herd...
They wear a bull-proof vest.
She just showed too many red flags
He looks adorabull
"I'm not falling for your bull sheet."
Me: Really? What's a matadere?
Dad: Aw, nothing love, it's okay.
Whatβs the matador?
"What's a matador?"
Told like this:
Dad: Oh my god, there's a henway on your back!
Son: What's a henway?
D: About 5 pounds
D: Man, it smells like updog in here.
S: What's updog?
D: Not much, what's up with you?
My 6 year old brother has quit falling for these and I need some new ones in my arsenal. Help please.
What kind of coffee does a matador like?
Cafe ole.
In the car, I tried to get my 7yr old with the classic "Matterdeer" joke, and it went like this.
Me: Hey son, what's the difference between a matterdeer and a matador?
Son: They sound similar, but they're spelled differently.
I live in Spain at the moment but I'm home for the week and my gran asked me if I'd found a Spanish matador and my dad replied "no, but she's found a mat for her door."
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