The Matador Puns

A list of puns related to "The Matador"

You could tell the bull was afraid of the matador..

It cow-herd in fear, like a cow-herd...

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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How does a matador stay safe in the ring?

They wear a bull-proof vest.

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👤︎ u/Ghosttwo
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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Have you seen the baby matador

He looks adorabull

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👤︎ u/TuxedoGremlin
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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A matador walks into the ring. The bull says,

"I'm not falling for your bull sheet."

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👤︎ u/akasdan1
📅︎ Jul 17 2018
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What did the bullfighter say to the upset door?

What’s the matador?

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👤︎ u/SovietLorax
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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Ruined my joke.

In the car, I tried to get my 7yr old with the classic "Matterdeer" joke, and it went like this.

Me: Hey son, what's the difference between a matterdeer and a matador?

Son: They sound similar, but they're spelled differently.

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👤︎ u/twiztedterry
📅︎ Mar 23 2015
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My dad on me finding a Spanish boyfriend

I live in Spain at the moment but I'm home for the week and my gran asked me if I'd found a Spanish matador and my dad replied "no, but she's found a mat for her door."

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👤︎ u/djmashupredsthe3rd
📅︎ Apr 21 2014
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