A list of puns related to "Richard Shepard"
Saw The Shepards of Calamity for first time last night. That's what I love about Criterion Channel, there's always a hidden gem just waiting to be discovered, and what a joy when you find one. Had never heard of it and would not have watched if not for the comments by Richard Linklater in Adventures in Moviegoing on the channel. Linklater mentioned the stunning black and white landscape cinematography in the film, and that was the hook for me. It's as if Ansel Adams was the cinematographer on the long shots. Good film overall, with really great acting, particularly imo by the old man/father and his nemesis old woman/mother of the other main family. The lead actress playing the daughter of the "old man/father" was stunning, and just a great ensemble of other actors and their respective characters. Linklater talks about the film: https://www.criterionchannel.com/richard-linklater-s-adventures-in-moviegoing/season:1/videos/richard-linklater-on-shepherds-of-calamity
I almost don't want to say too much more about the plot of this film. I went into it entirely cold and I feel that is perhaps the best approach.
Stylistically the film had a few clunky moments (this does include poor CGI effects during the first act, I am afraid, but these arguably could be forgiven). A couple of plot-points were left rather hazy, but it did not detract from the main storyline.
Camerawork, acting and music were all fabulous, but what really made me feel the urge to write about this film, was the ending.
Without spoiling it, or overhyping, I just want to say I think they "stuck the landing" with it. All in all, a very satisfying conclusion (something I'm sure a lot of us are now hyper-sensitive of currently coughGoTcough).
Would love to hear some thoughts on it! Personally I thought it was a captivating little horror flick.
The world of indie wrestling never sleeps it seems. This weekend is no different, as we have a slew of shows on both IWTV and Fite.
Thursday
The action begins tonight at 7:30 EST with AIW's Ether, streaming on IWTV. Max Caster takes on Derek Dillinger in a featured bout.
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Then, also on IWTV, at 8 pm, Beyond brings us the second episode of Wrestling Open. Designed to showcase a lot of the rising stars in indie wrestling that haven't quite gotten that spotlight yet, alongside some more recognizable faces. If you watched Elevation this week, you may have seen Ryan Clancy and B3CCA, the former debuted on last week's episode and the latter a mainstay of Beyond as of late.
Only one match announced
Alec Price vs Kylon King
As the format is more of a "here's who's on the show. But you don't known what they're gonna do." Other names announced
Friday
GCW continues the road to Hammerstein with a double header weekend. Coming to us from Detroit with Most Notorious, available on Fite
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Nate Webb vs. Gringo Loco vs. Jimmy Lloyd vs. Jordan Oliver vs. Dante Leon vs. Ninja Mack
Alex Shelley vs. Jimmy Jacobs
Rhino vs. Matt Cardona
Dark Sheik vs. Tony Deppen
Matthew Justice vs. Atticus Cogar
Alex Colon (c) vs. Hoodfoot
Rich Swann vs. Leon Ruff
2 Cold Scorpio & Ricky Morton vs. BUSSY (Allie Katch & Effy)
House of Glory gets in on the action with Who Runs The World? Girls, an 8 woman tournament to crown a new HOG women's champion. Airing on Fite.
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Sumie Sakai vs. Deonna Purrazzo
Jordynne Grace vs. Janai Kai
Mercedes Martinez vs. Natalia Markova
Santana Garrett vs. Violette
And finally, West Coast Pro brings it home with Situation Critical on IWTV.
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He's been on the tip of my tongue for while now please help. He's a b-lister for sure.
Update: I'm not trolling. Not skinny like Michael Cera or Jesse Eisenberg.
Evan Jones or Randall Tex Cobb like brute face with a dark brown or black haired curly medium length hair.
Update 2: He is medium build even slightly buff. Please quit suggesting skeletors and vegans.
Update 3: he doesnt have a brent hinckley smooshed hotdog skinny head. More like a minecraft cinder block square head.
Update 4: I am finishing up work right now. I will make a list of who its not tonight. Its definitely not badger from breaking bad but the head shape is like that as well as the dumb face.
Update 5: people he is not:
John C. Reilly
Jake Johnson
TJ Miller
Ike Barinholtz
Taran Killam
Donnie Wahlberg
Will Ferrell
Vince Vieluf
Jesse Plemons
Jay Baruchel
Mark Ruffalo
Vince Vaughn
Richard Simmons
Ronald McDonald
Jesse Eisenberg/Michael Cera
Dirt Nasty
Andy Samberg
David Koechner
Brenden Fraser
John C. Mcginley
Rob Schneider
Carrot Top
John Leguizamo
Kevin Dillon
Brendan Sexton III
Joshua Jackson
Seth Rogen
Howie Mandel
Bobby Cannavale
Rory Cochrane
Geoffrey Arend
Simon Amstell
Jason Biggs
Michael Rappaport
Guillermo Diaz
Pauly Shore
Chris O'Dowd
Ben Schwartz
Andy Samberg
Bobby Moynihan
Josh Gad
Adrian Grenier
Ken Marino
Ethan Embry
Matt Jones
Garrett Hedlund
Dax Shepard
Edward Burns
Zach Galifinakis
Steve Zahn
Andrew Keegan
James Franco
Diedrich Bader
Adam Devine
Rob Mcelhenney
Jemaine Clement
Flea
Norm MacDonald
Jonah Hill
Troy Gentile
Curtis Armstrong
Adam Herschman
Clark Duke
Jason Clarke
Vincent D'onofrio
Chris Morris
Michael Ian Black
Danny Mcbride
Jeff Ross
Ethan Suplee
Adam Sandler
Dan Fogler
Chris Marquette
Aaron Himmelstein
Giovanni Ribisi
Evan Jones
Frank grilo
David krumholtz
David masterson
Kevin Corrigan
Colm Meany
James Roday
Chris D'elia
Samm Levine
Ike barinholtz
Billy Crystal
David Walton
Dash Mihok
Dan Petronijevik
Lee Evans
Peter MacNicol
Steve Guttenberg
French Stewart
Nick Jonas
Trace Talbot
Nick Swardson
Marv from Home Alone
Randall Tex Cobb
Update 6: I've checked and responded to just about every comment. If the correct answer doesnt materialize by morning I am going to gild the first Randall Tex Cobb and Evan Jones response on the thread and call it a day. It still feels like an itch I can't scratch but it is what it is.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hello everyone. I’m glad to tell you that old John C. Thomas is alive and well here in 2022. But it was a close call! I almost did join the Master Frame Builder upstairs.
It all started this Thanksgiving. We invited our family over. I, of course, had slaughtered, prepared and cooked the Thanksgiving Turkey exclusively with Black and Decker products. And of course my oldest daughter came into town from The College with…him. And that’s where it all started. My wife had prepared something called a Tofuturkey to accommodate the young vegetarian against my wishes. Call me old fashioned, but if the Good Lord hadn’t intended us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them taste delicious. “What you eat today, walks and talks tomorrow” my grandad used to say.
At any rate, the young feller started going on and on about “Late Stage Capitalism” and some woman called “AOC” and other fancy shmancy things I didn’t really understand. But then when dinner was over we brought out the Pumpkin Pie. That boy proposed a toast. To his credit he thanked me and my wife for our hospitality, and then he dropped to his knees and presented my daughter with a ring. Now of course, this wasn’t a good old fashioned diamond ring, like the one I gave my wife all those years ago. This was a “Polka-Mon” themed ring that said “I choose you” on the outside of the ring box. And instead of a simple black ring box this one was a round ball with red and white colors on it. He said something to my daughter about wanting to be her “domestic life partner” but honestly at that point, I was having a hard time understanding what folks were saying. I began to have a strange taste in my mouth, and begun to think that I had eaten a bite of that tofuturkey by mistake. I don’t remember anything after that.
The next thing I knew I was in a good old fashioned woodshop. The Good Shepard and Jimmy Carter were both there. Just two great carpenters, working side by side. I saw there was an extra work bench with a mallet and a black and decker toolcase. I was getting ready to sit down but MY PRESIDENT stopped me.
“Not yet,” he said, “You have more frames to build at home first, son.”
“I’m pretty sure I’m all caught up with my work, sir,” said I. Then the Lord turned from his work and said to me.
“The next frame you must build is the frame for your new family. Judge not less ye be judged, my son. And that includes that strange young man who has stolen your daughter's heart.”
And then I woke up. I was in a
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They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
I’m planning to read the following
What are you planning to read? I’m into medical/memoir type books so if you have any of those to recommend, please do. I’ve already read Stephen westaby and Richard Shepard for example.
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
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