Had a two-hour gaming session, listened to music, slept from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m., earned $1200 from the interests I took off of loans, danced with my girlfriend (who also took my virginity), watched movies and shaved any traces of beard, said no to circumcision. This morning, I had some wine and bacon too. Last night's Christmas party was lit, and I also celebrated my birthday and got a gold ring to wear, along with a special silk bandana. This all and I wrote poetry, painted Donald Trump, bust out a nut, supported LGBTQ people, ate with my left hand, made non-muslim friends and what not...
I'm also going to marry three prepubescent children, and one older one, who will never leave my house and work. Damn, I'll buy some sex slaves, beat my wives and finally suicide bomb, to blow up a Church. Oh wait- these are the things that Islam allows...
