Mandat Puns

A list of puns related to "Mandat"

My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December

There is a Santa clause.

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👤︎ u/omgwtfbbq7
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Does "The Mandate of Heaven" essentially boil down to a Call-it-fate Caliphate?
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👤︎ u/Electronicwaffle
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft

so that they could make plain plane jokes

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👤︎ u/crypt-lord
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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👤︎ u/justin_true_10
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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The FDA recently mandated that chocolate has to contain 12% cacao instead of the current 10%.

Looks like they're raising the chocolate bar.

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👤︎ u/Atlantic14
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Mandates are gay
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👤︎ u/hoshua88888
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise

It was Cole's Law.

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👤︎ u/fragglet
📅︎ May 07 2019
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Why don't Feminists wear masks?

Because they're MANdated.

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👤︎ u/QueenDaddy37
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do you do before you mandate something?

You boydate

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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What do you call a gay business meeting?

A Mandate :3

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👤︎ u/rabbitsdiedaily
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?

A man-date mandate

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👤︎ u/SusheeMonster
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins

Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"

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👤︎ u/dude108
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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What makes gays and lawyers happy?

New mandates

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👤︎ u/rdpl_
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.

I said no, it's a mandate

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👤︎ u/hunnythebadger
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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If my boss orders me to have dinner with another guy...

It is considered a Man Date Mandate.

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👤︎ u/nerdEE
📅︎ Sep 06 2015
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What do you call and official government order that involves two guys going to dinner?

A mandate.

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👤︎ u/WheresTheWombo
📅︎ Dec 19 2016
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If Donald Trump and Mike Pence go out to lunch

Is it a federal mandate?

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👤︎ u/Yoursoulsmate
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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When Jesus and Noah go to a restaurant together...

It's the mandate of heaven.

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👤︎ u/hezakia1
📅︎ Mar 20 2014
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My boss ordered me to catch up with a coworker for work

In other words, we had a mandate for a man-date.

(yes, we are both guys)

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👤︎ u/umrpoolboy
📅︎ May 18 2016
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Setting up a direct debit...

Happened earlier today, Mom was on the phone trying to set up the direct debit payment with the phone provider.

Dad: "How's it going?"

Mom: "He (call centre employee) says he's going to send me a mandate to fill in"

Dad: "That's fine, but you're definitely not going on any mandate!"

Mother was not amused... I was...

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👤︎ u/DragonbornAgain
📅︎ Sep 12 2014
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