Hilarious Luminism Puns - Punstoppable 😜

I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions

I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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