Did you know Corey Taylor has perfect balance?

He slip not.

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI?

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I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions

I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?

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