There’s tons of liquidity in this market
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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My contact lenses have been dry on my eyes when I put them in. I discovered a liquid to prevent it!

That was the solution!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?

Its pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckyClassicTho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?

Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalNymeri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I bought a pen that can write underwater

... it can write other words as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KORZILLA-is-me
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...

Solid, liquid and gas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brundonius
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timmy12er
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I drank out all the liquid out of my slushy

Now it is dry ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solya75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.

Frankly, it's not her bismuth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks

I want to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Did you know that cats are liquid?

Of course, you measure them in litters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexepul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...

I like to feel Joy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100Β° temperature...

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Giraffe--
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...

InVOLUMEtary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minzato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Every time I wash the dishes at night after dinner, I use a whole bottle of dishwashing liquid.

Another day, another Dawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

So, I handed him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My wife snapped!

When I bought her some liquid nitrogen bubble bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taff-Price
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I don’t like liquid desserts, but I don’t know why

Something about them is just off-pudding

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A Car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.

Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yoohao
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.

It was a vial substance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them

My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codentaco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I recently invested in bouillon cubes.

My assets aren’t liquid, but they can be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibided
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agoodleaf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
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My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...

I was like, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts

But they came up with a solution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ork_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?

Dissingfectant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suss-it-out
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What’s the fastest liquid in the world?

Milk, it’s pasteurized before you can even see it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueBandit69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flameboy42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What's the fastest liquid on Earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What is the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk! It’s pasteurized before you even see it!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states

Gas, liquid, and solid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cvzmir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk.

It's pasteurised before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What’s the fastest liquid?

Milk- it’s pasteurized before you see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaidendeck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What is the fastest liquid on earth???

Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drake_Pancake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Milk is the fastest liquid on earth

It's pasteurized before you even see it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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