I met an old Chinese man named Ryan O'Connor so I asked him how he got that name

Chinese guy: "While in line at Ellis Island I was talking to the man in front of me named Ryan O'Connor. When I got to the front, the immigration official asked me for my name and I told him, "Tsam Ting"

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📅︎ Oct 02 2014
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Dad joking my friends on beach trip

My friends and I were going to Jones Beach on Long Island. We got lost on the way and it took us a bit longer to find it than we had planned. I burst out with this line: "If only we had gone to Short Island instead, we'd be at the beach by now!"

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📅︎ Jul 02 2015
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