A list of puns related to "Lincolns"
He wanted to be more open-minded.
The doctor said it was Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
Heβs in-a-cent!
"Don't believe everything you see on Reddit."
Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
he went by the name One Cent
My last four scores were seven years ago.
Thankfully, she dislodged them!
You canβt arrest me. I am in-a-cent (innocent).
He's in a cent
Continental breakfast.
Which is weird. Lincoln usually doesnβt do too well in theatres.
Itβs only one percent.
It was a monumental error
The plan is to shoot it in front of a live audience.
STACHOO!
Lincoln bio.
Nice play.
He's in a cent.
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!
Because he is In a cent
Because of the greatest speech ever written, "Four score and seven ears ago..."
He's in a cent.
I replaced the head once,and the handle twice, but it feels good to own a piece of American history.
Were truly open-minded.
Wouldn't have happened in a Chevy
A clown walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask him a few questions.
Officer: Whatβs 2+2?
Clown: (counts on his fingers) β¦ 4!
Officer: Good.Β Whatβs the square root of 100?
Clown: (thinking fiercely) β¦ 10!
Officer: Very good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Clown: Ummmm β¦ I donβt know.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The clown goes home and calls up one of his friends, who asks him if he got the job. The clown says, excitedly, βNot only did I get the job, IβΒΒm already working on a murder case!β
Source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/who-killed-abraham-lincoln/
I pulled beside the shiny car, beaming at the price and quality...except I noticed the back passenger door seemed have water dripping out the side panel. I giggled to myself:
Might as well call it a'Leakin, amirite?
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Because it goes all right all right all right
It all makes cents now!
Because he's in a cent!
He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.
Because he was in-a-cent
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
Because he was in a cent
I replaced the head once,and the handle has been replaced twice.
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
It will be shot before a live audience.
I'm in-a-cent
It's because he's in a cent.
He's in a cent.
he was in a cent
He was in a cent.
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