6 Hilarious Levitical Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a levitating monk?

An air friar

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👤︎ u/hungytoaster

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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For a thousand bucks I'll teach you how to make things levitate

No strings attached

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👤︎ u/tackdetsamma

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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I picked up a book on levitation

And I just couldn’t put it down

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👤︎ u/Purpleman1014

📅︎ Jul 27 2019

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What spell do you use to levitate a killer whale

Wingardium Leviorca

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👤︎ u/PterenceQ

📅︎ Nov 13 2018

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I saw a magician who could make a bowl of tomato bisque levitate from the table.

It was a souprising experience.

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👤︎ u/Fantagious

📅︎ Jan 27 2019

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Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation…

I can’t put it down.

-Darth Vader

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👤︎ u/Dragon4life3404

📅︎ Nov 17 2018

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