A shoe
A-SHOE!
Because it's made out of hide.
Is a foot long, and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What has eyes but cannot see, a tongue but cannot talk, and a soul, yet does not live?
Also, a shoe.
Speaking of shoes - did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
A thousand soles were lost.
Because it's literally made of hide.
" Thanks for the Baghdad..!! "
Because it is made out of hide.
Because it's made from hide!
No?
That's because he was cowmooflaged.
Oops wrong sub
I’ve got nothing to hide
So they can Hyde from the Police!
It's such a waist of time.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
1950's, my dad worked in a government building for the administrative side of an “intelligence arm” of the government. The building was large and had a central park-like courtyard, which was open to the public.
About twice a week, a neatly dressed man, wearing a cap and carrying a canvas bag, would enter the courtyard, sit on a bench, open the bag, and pull out a rooster.
The rooster wore a leather harness the man would clip on a leather leash and walk the rooster around the courtyard. Everyone knew the guy. He was a common fixture. He’d had his own carnival act with trained roosters. He’s bring the rooster to courtyards to scratch & feed away from dogs.
So, recall my dad worked for an “intelligence arm” of the government, which required stringent background checks and psychological testing.
The whole department was in on this Dad Joke. In comes the new guy, in his own way, will eventually bring up the rooster:
“You won’t believe what I just saw. A guy walking a rooster on a leash in the courtyard!”
And then it starts. Someone would ask everyone: “Any you guys see it? Dan? Jim? Bob? Mark? No? No?” and they’d home in on the guy:
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You’re kidding!
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How much have you had to drink?
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Are you on something?
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Job getting to you already?
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Maybe you need your head reexamined!
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I dare you to go tell the boss what you just saw…
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What other things have you been seeing?
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Do you really have a wife and kids?
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Is this some kind of Russian joke?
My dad’s two lines were always:
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How many fingers am I holding up?
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Are you sure it was a rooster, and not a hen?
A couch.
He had interior motives
I guess I’m easily suede.
It was a cool ant.
Because they always give it their awl
Must be tough.
I can’t seem to find it though; it must be hide-ing.
Questioned by his friend why he was dressed like that he responded "Im a Chaps-tick"
But she's not suede
It's awl I want.
A shoe!
A shoe.
A shoe..
A shoe.
It's made of hide.
A SHOE!
A shoe
and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
A shoe
A shoe.
because it's made of hide.
A shoe
A shoe
A shoe
I’ve got nothing to hide
It’s made of hide.
A shoe.
Because it is made of hide.
A shoe
A shoe!
