ASMR Langouste, serpent ร  Bunaken, North de Sulawesi Indonesia fany.one youtu.be/MLIIkwrtoU4
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Devant la violence de ces dramas, nous prรฉfรฉrons vous montrer ce document consacrรฉ ร  la langouste.
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Pierre LANGOUSTE
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[Compost] Vous รชtes plutรดt Langouste au chocolat ou Langoustine ?
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langouste face
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**Grilled Lobsters With Vanilla Cream Sauce (Langouste ร  la Vanille)** Langouste ร  la vanille is the national dish of Comoros, an African archipelago set in the channel between Mozambique and Madagascar.

Itโ€™s traditionally made with local rock lobster, though any kind of lobster will do
for this dish, as will langoustines, shrimp, or even scallops.

Here is a [Picture] (http://www.saveur.com/sites/saveur.com/files/styles/large_1x_/public/lobster-vanilla-sauce-2_2000x1500.jpg?itok=0IJs0gQK&fc=50,50 )


Ingredients

  • 2 1 1โ„4 lb. live lobsters
  • 2 tbsp. olive oil
  • 2 tbsp. unsalted butter
  • 3 shallots, minced
  • 1โ„4 cup white wine
  • 2 vanilla beans, split and seeds scraped
  • 1โ„2 cup heavy cream
  • Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

Instructions

  1. Light a grill. (Alternatively, warm a 12-inch cast-iron grill pan over medium-high
    heat.) Using a heavy cleaver or chefโ€™s knife, split the lobsters in half lengthwise
    then scoop out and reserve the tomalley, or egg sac, if present. Drizzle the lobster
    flesh with the olive oil and grill, flesh-side down, until slightly charred, about 5 minutes.
    Flip the lobster halves over and continue cooking until the lobsters are tender,
    3 to 5 minutes more.

  2. Meanwhile, melt the butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the shallots
    and cook, stirring, until soft, 2 to 3 minutes. Add the wine and vanilla pod and
    seeds and cook, stirring, until reduced by half, about 3 to 4 minutes.
    Stir in the cream and simmer for 2 minutes longer. Season the sauce with salt
    and pepper then spoon over the lobster and top with the [tomalley] (http://maine-lobster.com/lobster-tomalley-green-stuff ), if using.


This Recipe Can Be Seen [Here] (http://www.saveur.com/lobster-vanilla-sauce-recipe )

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Langouste de Cuba (2559 x 1919)
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[Compost] Vous รชtes plutรดt Langouste au chocolat ou Langoustine ?
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AJA la France et le Brรฉsil ont รฉtรฉ ร  deux doigts de se dรฉclarer la guerre en 1961-63 pour une histoire de langouste. fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conโ€ฆ
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IFREMER: la langouste rouge sauvรฉe par la gestion wwz.ifremer.fr/L-ocean-poโ€ฆ
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ยซDes pensรฉes de crabe ou de langousteยป ?

From Sartre's La Nausรฉe, ยซMais nous sentions qu'il formait dans sa tรชte des pensรฉes de crabe ou de langouste. Et รงa nous terrorisait, qu'on pรปt former des pensรฉes de langouste, sur la guรฉrite, sur nos cerceaux, sur les buissons.ยป

One can infer that les pensรฉes de crabe ou de langouste aren't pleasant thoughts, but how might they be more specifically translated/understood? (I suspect that crabe is related to the English "crabby")

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Cooked some Langouste
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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldnโ€™t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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Ah yes, pretty hip
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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Olivia Core Challenge - Starting Monday 02/01/2021

Hi everyone! I randomly noticed earlier this week that Olivia has 25 ten minute core classes and thought it was the perfect number for a challenge. Enough people in the daily thread seemed interested, so I put together a checklist image with all the classes.

The classes start with Olivia's oldest and work forward to the most recent. We'll be start this Monday (2/1) and the challenge will run for 5 weeks with 5 classes per week.

Here's the checklist image (with color options!) and a spreadsheet to enter your info & track your progress! If you use the image on IG, please tag me so I can see your progress & follow you. I've also added a column to the tracking worksheet for IG name. Feel free to ignore it, but I'd love to follow more people on there.

No pressure to start with us on Monday if that doesn't work for you. The tracking image is intended to be used on any timeline.

Everyone who has expresses interest is tagged below and populated in the tracking spreadsheet. 25 people and counting. So excited to start with you all on Monday!

Participants

u/bmb_12

u/SuitableSpin

u/elr1015

u/cyncyn129

u/CovertTurtle

u/RiverPlazaDad

u/Ally_Lifts

u/Kelsvan

u/AllOutAB

u/langoustes

u/AlmostThereLayz

u/FeinySwitz

u/obsessed89

u/RooHead

u/summrbaby

u/pigeonpose

u/krafty-kate

u/lk3268

u/ofbrightlights

u/ohhithereyou

u/redhatch

u/RaulaLive

u/WakingUpisHardtoDo

u/bayoumum

[u/gurl_pawor](ht

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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My Bluetooth speaker wasnโ€™t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now itโ€™s syncing.

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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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In honor of Motherโ€™s Day, Iโ€™d just like to say,

โ€œthank you for your cervix.โ€

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He is right there...
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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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Sponge bob | (โ€ข)(โ€ข) | , Patrick / (โ€ข)(โ€ข) \ , Squidward ( (โ€ข)(โ€ข) ) , Plankton | (โ€ข) | , Mr. Krabs |โ€ข| |โ€ข|

Made me smile

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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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Initially I didnโ€™t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

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*Triggering britishers*
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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And on that note
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My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....

Wookie mistake.

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I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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Knight Knight
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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Why is Dark spelled with a โ€˜Kโ€™ and not a โ€˜Cโ€™?

Because you canโ€™t โ€˜Cโ€™ in the dark

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He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
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My Dad just sent me this
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