A list of puns related to "Lana"
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Dad: Chuckling as he reads the menu
Me: What's so funny?
Dad: What do you call a cow masturbating in a field?
Me: blank stare
Dad: Beef stroganoff
Clark kent loves women that have “L” names: Lois Lane, Lana Lang, etc. It must be because he’s from the House of “El.”
Waitress: We have coke, diet coke, ginger ale, root beer in a bottle and Shirley Temple in a bottle
Dad: wait, how did you get her in the bottle?
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