This is Ba ba ba ba barber Anne.
A-TEN-SON!
He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."
A Fudgina.
Dozentit
Isn't it windy.
No, it's Thursday.
So am I, let's get a cup of tea.
the doctor says I donβt follow you
Her condition is stable.
I asked her if she was at self check out. Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch.
She's our longest serving employee.
The police are looking into it.
First lady: Isnβt it a bit windy? Second lady: I thought it was Thursday. Third lady: Me too, letβs have a cup of tea.
So he gave her one
Iβve never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
i said " Ho Ho Ho please"
It was a shawl shank redemption
The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."
How was I supposed to know sheβd never driven a bus before?
I thought I was the fastest, turns out Iβm second to nun
Sheβs a caring cairn Karen.
Miss Fortune
A She-riff
I guess sheβs just studied their beehiveior enough to know what sheβs doing
Genoa ?
I think she means well.
"Make it neat."
I replied βDarn it Sharonβ
"What do you know about dwarfs?" She asked.
"Very little." I replied.
Sewer.
it was a miss steak.
I've answered 'I've never kept a lighthouse before, but I'm willing to try'.
She said she'll give me a call.
I told her if I'm attractive then she's a moLUCKular lady.
Youβve probably never heard of herbivore.
Maybe the question was to pursonal.
Urethra Franklin
Guessing he was in a jam.
"Where are we? Wembley?"
"No, it's Thursday."
"So am I, likes go for a drink."
It gets nailed
All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
Cram-ma
She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to make her final preparations to move to Switzerland.
When she arrived back home, the thought occurred to her that she had not seen a βW.C.β in the room or even down the hall. (A W.C. is short for βwater closetβ and is what the English call a toilet.) So she immediately emailed the pastor to ask him where the βW.C.β is located.
The Swiss pastor had never heard of a βW.C.,β and so he Googled the abbreviation and found an article titled βWayside Chapels.β Thinking that the English lady was asking about a country church to attend near her new home, the pastor responded as follows:
Ms. Smith,
I look forward to your move. Regarding your question about the location of the W.C., the closest W.C. is situated only two miles from the room you have rented, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees. The W.C. has aΒ maximum occupancy of 229 people, but not that many people usually go on weekdays. I suggest youΒ plan to go on Thursday evenings when there is a sing-along. The acoustics are remarkable and the happy sounds of so many people echo throughout the W.C.
Sunday mornings are extremely crowded. The locals tend to arrive early and many bring their lunches to make a day of it. Those who arrive just in time can usually be squeezed into the W.C. before things start, but not always. Best to go early if you can!
It may interest you to know that my own daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I remember how everyone crowded in to sit close to the bride and groom. There were two people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one, but our friends and family were happy to share. Β I will admit that my wife and I felt particularly relieved when it was over. We were truly wiped out.
Because of my responsibilities in town, I canβt go as often as I used to. In fact, I havenβt been in well over a year. I can tell you I really miss regularly going to the W.C. Letβs plan on going together for your first visit. I can reserve us seats where you will be seen by all.
Sincerely,
Pastor Kurt Meier
Does that mean she's looking for a hookup?
