When Mary had a little lamb, the labor and delivery doctor was surprised...

When Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctor died of shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My wife said she got a job at the hospital, but recently she let slip she's working in labor and delivery....do you think she's cheating on me?

How should I confront her about this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSmashPosterGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2015
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Dad joked by a girl graduating to become a labor and delivery nurse

Her graduation cap read: "L&D nurse, at your cervix"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bi9gB1rd
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time...

When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time, but she didn’t laugh at any of them. Nevertheless I’ve persisted with telling the same lame Dad jokes during the births of each of our kids. Today she’s in labor with our fourth and I’ve finally got her laughing...

I think I’ve really improved the delivery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Po1sonator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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The greatest prank call I ever pulled off

I was an ER tech in a fairly busy inner city hospital for a few years. On one unusually slow night, around 3am, I called up to labor and delivery from an outside line. The conversation went like this:

"Labor and Delivery Nancy speaking"

"Hi I have an unusual problem and I am hoping you can help me."

"OK what can I do for you?"

"Well a couple weeks ago my wife and I had a baby boy who was born with an extremely rare condition. You see, he was born without eyelids."

"Oh my goodness!"

"Yes. Well at your hospital there they tried a new experimental treatment. They used the foreskin from his circumcision to create eyelids for him. Have you heard about this procedure?"

"OH MY GOD! No! I haven't!"

"Well everything was going great and he seemed to be healing well but when he woke up this morning, he looked a little cockeyed..."

"..........."

"COCKEYED!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurnTheTVOff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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