Key In Puns

A list of puns related to "Key In"

My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...

He's a lye-er.

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 01 2021
🚨︎ report
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/SkyHooksNGrannyShots
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
🚨︎ report
I don't like music in the key of E minor

It gives me a case of the E G B Gs

👍︎ 13
💬︎
👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

👍︎ 16
💬︎
👤︎ u/hsdad
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
🚨︎ report
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. /r/Jokes/comments/hrlc58/…
👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/TheLegendOfTrain
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
🚨︎ report
What’s a Canadian musician’s favourite key to play in?

Eh

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/MCready419
📅︎ May 13 2020
🚨︎ report
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...

Wooden start!

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
🚨︎ report
My uncle invested in a company that made the Enter-key for computer keyboards...

He made a fortune in Returns...

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
🚨︎ report
A man lost his keys in the supermarket, so when he returned to his car, he just rubbed his ass against it

He was wearing khaki trousers

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/Anassis
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Why does the obese man keep his keys in his socks?

He wanted to try going on the key-toe diet

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/boxymcboxbox
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
🚨︎ report
I got sued once... the plaintiff brought in a rabbit as his key witness...

The judge dismissed it as hare say.

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
🚨︎ report
My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.

But I reply “NO I AM A CAPITALIST”

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
🚨︎ report
TIL Houseflies buzz in the key of F

It's true! Unless you swat them. Then they're flat.

👍︎ 18
💬︎
👤︎ u/P-dubbs
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
🚨︎ report
I locked my keys in the car...

So I took off my pants, rolled them up and rubbed them on the car door. The car unlocked.

I'm so glad I was wearing my khaki trousers.

👍︎ 61
💬︎
👤︎ u/RangerZA
📅︎ Dec 11 2017
🚨︎ report
My uncle always told me he had a fortune in a safe deposit box. He left me the key in his will.

I went to the bank, trembling with anticipation, got access to the box, took it into the private viewing room. I opened the box and looked in, there was an envelope in side, when I opened it, a folded piece of paper fell out. I read it, and it said: "Good things are ahead for you. Your lucky numbers are 6, 10 and 13."

👍︎ 428
💬︎
👤︎ u/SteveHRRT
📅︎ Jun 11 2016
🚨︎ report
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/papa_sabre
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
🚨︎ report
Me: I can't find my keys again. Her: It's in your jeans.

Me: Don't bring my ancestors into this.

👍︎ 30
💬︎
👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 23 2018
🚨︎ report
The key to winning in Battle Royale games is the element

Of supplies

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/TheRage469
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you see when someone puts a black piano key in your eye?

You C# edges

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/xKanji
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Best prank to pull on Stevie Wonder? Sit him in front of a piano tuned two keys low.

He'll never see it.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Zooph
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
🚨︎ report
[During Job interview] "Can you explain this gap in your résumé?" Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
👍︎ 14
💬︎
👤︎ u/PM_ME_UR_F_SMILES
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
🚨︎ report
I got in my car and put the key in the ignition but left my door open because it was hot.

There is this ding to tell me my keys are in the ignition still. I shut the door and the ding stops. But I turn on the car and it starts dinging again for my seatbelt notice.

Man, if it's not one ding it's another.

👍︎ 46
💬︎
👤︎ u/Pete_the_rawdog
📅︎ Apr 23 2016
🚨︎ report
I'm in awe. My buddy just used a snail as a key to start up his sedan...

It made escargot.

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/StretchSmiley
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
🚨︎ report
My friend got stabbed in the spinal cord with a set of keys!

he said his back locked up

👍︎ 45
💬︎
👤︎ u/TheBeerded
📅︎ Oct 07 2013
🚨︎ report
Got hit with this gem tonight in Key West

So I'm on vacation with my SO. Wasn't much into drinking tonight so he went out to shoot some pool and have a few drinks.

Comes home a few hours later, ask him how his night was.

"It was good, played two games against myself. No one wanted to play"

"Oh yeah, how'd that go?"

"Great! I won both games."

Did I mention that I'm pregnant? With twins?

Yep, this would be my boyfriend's first dad joke. As a dad. Too cute <3

Edit: autocorrect is my enemy.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/letsgosmokess
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
🚨︎ report
This is a key monument in San Francisco. imgur.com/oSzTSwV
👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/ikingdoms
📅︎ Jan 16 2014
🚨︎ report
Drop my keys in the kitchen just as my sister walks in.

"Alright, let's keep this low-key and say this never happened."

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/ReleaseTehKraken
📅︎ Feb 10 2014
🚨︎ report
Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/pockets-sandy
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?

Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.

👍︎ 46
💬︎
👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.